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Vol 076, 6-7-02 - The REAL You - Scary
Let's start Friday off with a few of the best new pictures and humour posted during the last four days. Go the Picture Joke Section on the Navigation Bar and select your Favorite category, or ---- Pick a few from below!
StrangeCosmos Home Page: http://www.strangecosmos.com/default.asp
QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - "Deep" Quotes
"Someone once told me that love makes the world go 'round. I had to laugh right in their face because, c'mon, everyone knows that what makes the world go round is a giant series of mutant gerbil treadmills at the core of the planet." - Unknown
"As a child, I believed that when Columbus arrived in North America, the states' names were actually, physically, written on the continent, in gigantic letters, the way they are on maps. I still think this would be a good idea, because if an airplane's navigational system failed, the pilot could just look out the window and see exactly where the plane was. " - Dave Berry
"I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. Well, I told him I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest." - Rodney Dangerfield
Today's Humour: - 50 Question Corruption Test
The Corruption Test. How Sleazy Are You ? (Score over 200 : Seek Help)
2, Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person ? (2)
3, Ever tried alcohol ? (1)
5, Ever play drinking games ? (2)
7, Ever drink enough to throw up ? (4) Bonus - Throwing up on yourself or another person (1)
9, Ever been forcibly removed from a bar ? (8)
10, Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl ? (5)
13, Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms ? (4 per drug tried)
19, Ever used hallucinogens ? (8)
25, Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite sex ? (5)
32, Ever contracted a STD? (12)
37, Ever had $ex in a public place ? (6)
38, Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act ? (4)
41, Ever used $ex toys ? (6)
50, Ever been arrested ? (8) Bonus - Convicted ? (7)
Click Below for ALL 50 Questions and the results of Just How Sleazy you actually are!
http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1026
MOST POPULAR - JOKES - NEWS - PICTURES
Soccer Season nostalgia - Brandy: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5036
Gary Condits New Theatrical Role: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5035
Britney Making a Noise on the Beach: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5022
A Subtle Message From God?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5059
Tennis Elbow or Tennis Butt http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5033
Finally, The Truth about Roswell NM: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5034
The Featured Picture Category this week: REDNECKS - Why They're SOOO Special !!
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.asp?CategoryID=25
The Top News Articles & Jokes for the week:
Grandma Beats up 6 Airport Security Guards: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3174
Funniest News Stories of 2001: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2707
Ed Zackery Disease: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2498
Flag Etiquette & FAQ's: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2145
The Featured News & Joke Category this week: Bill & Hillary Clinton
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.asp?CategoryID=3
Remember - It's not Strange unless you find it in StrangeCosmos.com!
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