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Vol 075, 6-3-02 - Oreo Test & World Cup
It's Monday so lets start off with a few of the better Pictures and Bits of Humour that we have collected during the past few days. Thanks to all who keep sending them in - they're Great!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - "Deep" Quotes
"I am very much a Europeanist. I think America has to remain a European power...We need the Europeans to win the war on terror no matter how you define it." Joseph Biden, (D, DE) (What did he say?)
"do you seek to enter the US to engage in subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose?..Are you a member of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the US Secretary of State? -- Form D-156, The US State Department's Official Non-immigrant grant Visa Application - Quoted in the Washington Times. (Tell me that the State Department really isn't this stupid!)
Today's Humour: - Oreo Personality Test
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
Click Below for the Scientific Analysis as to your Personality:
http://wwwstrangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=865
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Hey Britney - Raise your hands : http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=5011
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The Featured Picture Category this week: Misc - Strange - Wacky - Goofy
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The Top News Articles & Jokes for the week:
13 Reasons a Handgun is Better than a Woman: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=2977
Internet TEST: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1833
Gary Condit Jokes: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=1766
Arm the Pilots: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.asp?JokeID=3151
The Featured News & Joke Category this week: Military Funny, Serious, Patriotic, Cool
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