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Bill - Hillary and the Pearly Gates
Bill and Hillary die and go up to Heaven. They march up to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and demand to be let in to Heaven.
St. Peter consults his book and says, "I'm sorry, but you are not on the list. I cannot allow you into Heaven."
"You moron!" Hillary screams. "Don't you know who we are?! We are the Clintons!"
"That's right!" Bill adds. "We are wonderful people, and surely we should get in to Heaven! You march right in there and talk to God about this! There must be a newer, more updated list!"
Obediently, St. Peter leaves the fuming Clintons standing at the Pearly Gates, and he goes in to Heaven to consult with the Almighty. God tells him that there is no other list and that under no circumstances are the Clintons to be allowed in to Heaven!
St. Peter heads back to the Pearly Gates to give the couple the bad news. A minute later, he is frantically running back to God.
"They're gone!!!" St. Peter wails.
"The Clintons?" God asks.
"No! The Pearly Gates!!"
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