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Clinton Dies and Goes to see Satan
Clinton died and went to hell. Satan says, " You were a
good servant of Satan, so you get your choice where to spend eternity."
Satan takes him to the first room where Teddy Kennedy is taking
swimming lessons. " No Clinton says, I don't like water games."
Satan takes him to the next room where Hillary is baking hundreds snd hundreds of cookies.
Clinton says, " No way, not eternity with her and those cookies."
In the next room Rev Jesse Jacskon is lying on red satin sheetes with Monica Lewinsky in a sheer
negligee "servicing" him. " Yeah, Clinton leers, I can do that for eternity."
Satan taps Monica on the shoulder and says, " OK you can leave, Bill will take your place."
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