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Bills "Frederick's of Hollywood" Gift for Hillary
Bill Clinton goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy Hillary the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter offers several outfits.
"This is $200," she says.
"I want one that's more sheer," says Bill.
"This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that."
"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."
"I'll take it!"
Clinton goes back to the Whitehouse and shows it to Hillary, saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me." Hillary goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see-through that Bill won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won't know the difference."
So Hillary comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. "So, how do you like it?" she asks.
Bill says under his breath, "you'd think for $500 they'd at least iron the damn thing."
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