RIVER WALK
A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-Hoo" she shouts, "How do I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side."
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" The blonde yelled back, 'NO, IT'S A SCARF!"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. JUST YESTERDAY YOU TAKE AWAY MY LICENSE AND THEN TODAY YOU EXPECT ME TO SHOW IT TO YOU!"
THE VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "IS IT ON OR OFF?"
BLONDE STUCK IN HOTEL
The Concierge received a call from a blonde guest staying at a hotel. She was sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" he asked, "WHY NOT?" The blonde guest replied, "THERE ARE ONLY THREE DOORS IN HERE," she cried, "ONE IS THE BATHROOM, ONE IS THE CLOSET, AND ONE HAS A SIGN ON IT THAT SAYS, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
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