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Strange News Headlines - Year 2055
Headlines: Year 2055
1. Florida is finally readmitted to the union.
2. Spotted Owl plague now threatens Western crops & livestock.
3. George Z. Bush says he will run for President.
4. 50 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
5. Nursing home event--Clinton denies Candy Striper allegations.
6. Texas executes last remaining citizen.
7. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
8. Baby conceived naturally..... Scientists stumped.
10. Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los
Angeles.
11. Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.
12. Unionized Chinese workers now making 4,000,000,000 yen an
hour. American owned businesses now returning to cheap labor
in USA.
13. White minority demands civil rights and reparations.
14. New California law requires that all machetes, steak knives
and baseball bats be registered before January 2056.
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