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Oxy-Moron Teens Steal Wrong Drugs
Burglars Try to Milk Robbery for Everything It's Worth
NOBLESVILLE, Indiana - A group of "oxy-morons" in Indiana
were laboring for hours on this one. A teenaged gang robbed
a vet's office looking for the heroin-like painkiller Oxy-
Contin. Instead they stole Oxytocin, which is used to induce
childbirth. This little drug also has another quirky little
affect on men, it causes them to lactate. The actual drug
they were looking for, Oxycontin, has been linked to several
deaths, and is considered a major health problem in several
parts of the country. According to Sergeant Eddie Moore, of
the Hamilton County Sheriff's Department, these brainiacs
also took nitrous oxide, or laughing gas, from another
facility. The youths were arrested and charged with burglary
and theft.
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