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Clinton Orders Firing of 1/2 of the Cattle Guards
THESE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING THE COUNTRY??
For those who have never traveled to the great West, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings on highways to prevent cattle from crossing. For some reason the bovines will not step on the guards, probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. We need to make that clear in order for everyone to appreciate the following TRUE story.
President Clinton received a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. Because Colorado ranchers protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, he ordered Secretary of Interior Bruce Babbitt to fire half of the guards immediately.
Before Babbitt could respond, and presumably straighten him out, Colorado's congresswoman Pat Schroeder intervened with a request that before any were fired they be given six months of retraining.
President Clinton, angry at Colorado's response to the grazing-fee increase, decides to strike back. After a bit of study, he calls in Bruce Babbitt and says, "There are 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. That's way too many. Fire half of them."
Babbitt goes to do as he is told. But before he can carry out the order, Pat Schroeder calls Clinton.
"Hold on!", she says. "You're not going to fire any cattle guards until you give them six months' retraining!"
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