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Ready for the Condit Interview? 8-22
The cheeky Chicago Sun-Times chimes in with this off-the-wall comment about Condit:
"First off, bad haircut and beady eyes notwithstanding, he's not one of those supervillains on the old 'Batman' series with an army of henchmen to do his evil bidding."
It has 10 questions for him:
1. Why have you remained silent for so long if you have nothing to hide?
2. To what extent should you be held responsible for hindering the search for Chandra Levy by not coming forward immediately about your affair?
3. How is sleeping with a 24-year-old intern consistent with your political views and personal values?
4. What were the last things you and Chandra did and discussed?
5. Under what scenario can you possibly emerge from this scandal even marginally effective politically?
6. Why do think all these women were attracted to a married middle-age man like yourself?
7. Why has your wife so far tolerated your infidelities?
8. What would you like to tell the people at the 24-hour news channels?
9. Was there a particular reason you chose me for this over Ed Bradley, Stone Phillips and others?
10. Just between you and me, where's the body?
"Newsworthy though this interview will be, actual information may be tough to come by." Why? "On her best day, Chung ranks as maybe - maybe - the 10th toughest interviewer in the ABC News stable," says the Sun-Times - ranking her even below the dreaded puff queen Barbara Walters.
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Following are the Late Night Talk Show Host jokes:
Gary Condit will be interviewed by Connie Chung this week. Condit turned down male anchors like Stone Phillips and Peter Jennings because if he's going to lie to someone he'd rather do it to a woman.
Thirty minutes alone with Gary Condit. Sounds like a bad episode of "Fear Factor."
Connie Chung is going to interview Gary Condit. Condit agreed to the interview as long as he could wear a ski mask, dark glasses, and he would only answer to Gary.
Gary Condit has spent the month hiding out, dodging the bullet, spending time with his family ... oh wait, that's George W. Bush!
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