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Bill Bob Clinton Update - the Book, Office, Hill -
Our Salamder in Chief or aka Kunta Clinta - Returns to his Roots - his triumphant return(?) to Harlem
Here are some suggested names for his coming book:
First Hillary, then Gennifer, then You, now Knopf.
I, Bill Clinton
The Wizard of Is
Harlem's Hope
Sex Between the Bushes
Campaign and Champagne
Lady with the Blue Dress Off
Starr Struck
A Starr is Born
Irresistible
If It's Good, I Did It
As Usual, It's All About Me
How to Deal with a Domineering Wife
Why I Belong on Mount Rushmore
How to Make $10 Million Writing a Book
Lord of the Lies
For Whom the Lie Tolls
A Farewell To Truth
What Color Is Your Subpoena
My Legacy: From Aonica to Zewinsky
Charmin
IT TAKES A PILLAGE
Cigar Stories
THE CLINTON YEARS:
An Oral Report
Brutal Days and Boogie Nights
at 1600 Penn
Win One For The Zipper
Nero's Hero
Bro's Best Distraction
The Wizard of IS
Hilly's thinking about doing some movies instead of that tedious book-writing. Some of them will be hilarious sequels like: 'Thighs, Wide Butt' or 'Planet of the PIAPS'
It's Just About Sex
I feel your wallet"
"The Supine(ie: blameworthy indifference) Comedy"
"I did not have textual relations with that publisher"
"Kristall-Knopf - Night of the wrong wives"
"How To Be Repeatedly Caught Masturbating Into A Sink And Yet Still Go Out In Public Without The Slightest Sense Of Shame Or Humiliation"
"Bill Clinton - The Johnson Years"
"The Peter Principle" or "The Principal Peter"
"Willie or Wont he?"
"Tales from Lapland"
"I am Joe's President"
"The Policy Wonker"
"For whom the belle rolls"
"I have always depended on the kindness of strange stuff"
"Crouching Bubba, Hidden Intern"
Perhaps a little self reflection on the things left undone...."Blown Opportunities"
Or a little Disney-esque "Hi, ho...Hi ho...it's off to work I go"
Or just "Head of state"
How about "Coming Two Terms"
I Have a Wet Dream
A novel by Kunte Klinton King Jr.
Clinton is getting more money for his book than the Pope got for his. Do you realize Clinton is getting a million dollars for every commandment he has broken?!
Will you read Clinton's book? I think it'll be good, I think it'll be exciting, there should be a climax on every page!
It was so hot that Clinton unzipped his fly just for the ventilation! Then later on, he went to bed with Hillary just to feel the chill!
Former president Bill Clinton has made a book deal worth $10 million. Look for the book in the pot-smoking, draft-dodging, skirt-chasing, redneck section.
Bill Clinton is going to receive more money for his book than Hillary received for hers. Well, duh his will have sex in it.
Everything is back to normal now for former president Clinton. He's in his new office in Harlem. A brand new office with a 360-degree view of the city. This way he can see Hillary coming from any direction.
Clinton has all this new stuff and a big office it's just too bad he doesn't have a job.
Today, to waste some time, Clinton Xeroxed his ass. Then he sent it to Carmen Electra.
I hear it is really busy up there, though. There is usually a dozen people in the reception area at Clitnon's office or, as they call it, his lap!
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