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The Clinton's Parrot
The Clinton's Parrot
One morning the Clintons were leaving the Whitehouse heading out for vacation and one of the Whitehouse maids was instructed to watch carefully over their pet parrot, and make sure that no harm came to him...As Murphy's Law would have it, when the maid came into work the following morning the parrot was found lying dead at the bottom of his cage...The maid was frantic and very much afraid that she would lose her job, so she packed up the dead parrot and combed the entire town for a parrot that was identical to the Clinton's...At the last pet shop in DC, she found an identical match, and said "I'll take him!" The stores owner said, "You may buy this bird, but first you must know that he was raised in a house of ill repute, and says things that most birds do not say."
The maid was just so happy to find a match that she didn't care about the birds vocabulary and purchased him...A week later the Clintons returned from vacation, and Hillary was the first to come down for breakfast, and as she walked into the dining room where the bird also resided, she walked by him and he yelped out "Too Old!!", to which she was shocked her bird had said that...Chelsea was the second one down and as she walked by the bird he yelped "Too Ugly!!", And that offended Chelsea to no end, but she sat down and joined her mother for breakfast...The President was the last one down and as he entered the dining room the bird yelped "Hi Bill !!!"
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