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Dennis Rodmans' One Wish from the Genie
Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach and picks it up..........
suddenly a female genie appears from the bottle.
"Master, I may grant you one wish?" says the genie with a smile.
"Hey, Bitch... don't you know who I am?... I don't need no woman
givin me nuttin!" barks Rodman.
The genie pleads..."But Master I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to this bottle forever."
Dennis thinks a moment...then rumbling about the inconvenience of it
all ... he says "Ok, ok...I wanna wake up with three women in my bed
in the morning, so just do it!" (giving the genie an evil glare) "Now
leave me alone!" he screams.
So the annoyed genie says "So be it!", and disappears back into the
bottle.
Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and
Hillary Clinton. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no
health insurance.
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