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Hanging Chad - Brad - Ad - Mad - Gonad - Jokes
The 2000 presidential election introduced us to the term
"hanging chad." Below is the definition of that term, as well
as some other lesser known "hanging" terms:
HANGING CHAD: What you get when a hole on a ballot card
isn't fully punched out. In the African nation of Chad, this is
known as a "hanging America."
HANGING BRAD: What actress Gwyneth Paltrow wants to do
to her ex-boyfriend Brad Pitt.
HANGING AD: What you'd get if Florida Secretary of State
Katherine Harris placed a "Bush-Cheney" campaign sticker on
her breasts.
HANGING MAD: A presidential candidate who's hanging on
desperately to his White House hopes, believing the election
was stolen.
HANGING GONAD: What you get when supporters of Ralph
Nader, realizing he has no chance of winning, fail to complete
their chants: "GO NAD...!" A reference to this term also
appeared in the Lewinsky Diary.
HANGING SAD: A term describing an incumbent president
who had hoped the election wouldn't be decided until 2020.
HANGING DAD: What O.J. Simpson didn't want his kids to
witness.
HANGING PLAID: What Ross Perot's maid is tired of doing.
HANGING GRAD: A term for a football player, in his last
semester of college, waiting to find out who will write his
final paper.
HANGING BAD: How Bob Dole described his condition to the
doctor who prescribed Viagra.
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