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Clinton Administration Jokes
As the Clinton administration was drawing to a close, some folks
were pondering what we will miss about Bill Clinton.
Best bets: The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced
that Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.
Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was
anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no
cigar."
The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on
Monica's dress: "Presidue."
Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead,
Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic
seal from a donkey to a condom. It represents inflation, halts
production, and gives you a false sense of security while you
are being screwed.
Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation
they added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in
thy staff."
Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming
forward, and not one is his sister!
Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who
intoned,"Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon
suffer a violent death!"Hillary took a deep breath and
asked, "Will I be acquitted?
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