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If the Olympics were held in Arkansas
Top 10 Ways the Olympics Would Differ If They Were Held in Arkansas
10. Doves released during opening ceremonies are promptly shot by the crowd and sold as concession snacks.
9. Little Rock's most famous strip club, "Peek-a-Boo Street", forced to change its name.
8. In an amazing coincidence, every proposed Olympic venue turns out to be owned by Hillary Clinton.
7. Opening Ceremony reduced to Roger Clinton with a Skynyrd tape and a trunk full of bottle rockets.
6. Instead of shooting at boring targets, biathletes take aim at possums and ATF agents.
5. Olympic officials attempt to pass off LeAnn Rimes' frantic yodeling as a medley of all the different national
anthems, "includin' all them new Russian ones!"
4. Urine drug test magically transformed into "Distance Pissing Competition."
3. Olympic Village replaced with Olympic Trailer Park.
2. Curling now merely one part of the "Big Hair" competition.
1. Two words: Billy Bobsledding
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