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Dear Abby Question from Gore Voter
Dear Abby,
I am a "sometimes, don't ask; don't tell" kind of a sailor in the US
Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and
one of my sisters,who lives in Bensenville, is married to a
transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing
and sellingmarijuana and are currently dependent on my other
two sisters, who areprostitutes in Jersey City. I have two
brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
in Attica for the rape and murder of ateenage boy back in 1994.
The other brother is currently being held in the
Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai
prostitute who now lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a
part-time "working girl" in abrothel. However her time there is
limited, as we hope to open our ownbrothel with her as the
working manager and start a family of our own.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our
team.Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves,
at least itwould get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin to.
Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and I look forward to
bringingher into the family and of course I want to be totally
honest with her.
Should I tell her about my second cousin who voted for Al Gore?
Signed,
WORRIED ABOUT MY REPUTATION
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