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Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Bambi,
planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde,
Buffie, in great detail.
The robbery began. Bambi drove up in front of the bank, stopped the
car and said to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand
the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more
than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," replied Buffie.
Buffie went in the bank while Bambi waited in the getaway car.
One minute passed. Three minutes pass.
Seven minutes pass, and Bambi was really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffie. She
had a safe wrapped up in rope and was dragging it to the car. About
the time she got the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst
open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants
and underwear are down around his ankles while he was firing his
weapon.
As the gals are getting away, Bambi yelled, "You are such a
blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"
Buffie said, "I did. I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," snapped Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said,
'Tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!'"
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