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George W. Bill & Al at the Firing Squad
Firing Squad
George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and Al Gore were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
George W. Bush was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot him was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and W. jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
Bill Clinton was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what his old boss had done. Before the order to shoot was given, Bill yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Bill slipped over the wall.
The last person, Al Gore was placed against the wall. He was thinking "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall."
As the squad was reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction he grinned and yelled, "Fire!"
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