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Car Names - What They Mean
CAR NAMES - WHAT THEY STAND FOR
BMW
Be My Wife Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Break My Windows Brutal Money Waster Business, Money and Woman
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix It Again, Tony!
FORD
backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot Fault Of R & D Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. and Ron's DNA First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Found On Russian Dump
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion Got a Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive . . .
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover equipment
PROTON
Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays.
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
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