Blonde on horseback
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the
horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem
to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse
anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to
its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup,
she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as
her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune
......
Bill, the WalMart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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