What State is the Best?
Four guys are driving cross-country together. One is from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Illinois, and one from Wisconsin.
A bit down the road, the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"
The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of these dumb things in Idaho they're laying around on the ground - I'm sick of looking at 'em'"
A few miles further down the road, the man from Iowa begins pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out of the window. The man from Wisconsin asks, "What are you doing that for?"
The man from Iowa replies, "Man, we have so man of these darned things in Iowa, I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from Wisconsin opens the car door and pushes out the man from Illinois.
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