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Difference between a Blonde and
Q: What is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde?
A: Vaseline and Poli-Grip.
Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and
a dead skunk in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB?
A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A BITCH?
A: A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SHOPPING CART?
A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CORN FARMER WITH EPILEPSY AND
A BLONDE WITH DIARRHEA?
A: One shucks between fits.
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