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You May be from Wisconsin if..
You know you are from Wisconsin when...
-Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
-You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
-Snow tires come standard on all your cars.
-You refer to the Packers as "we."
-You have gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.
-You can identify an Illinois accent
-You know what cow-tipping is.
-You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.
-Down South to you means Chicago.
-Traveling coast to coast means going from La Crosse to Milwaukee.
-A brat is something you eat
-You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat
-You have no problem spelling Milwaukee
-You consider Madison exotic
-You got a passport to go to Minnesota
-You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
-You can actually pronounce Oconomowoc.
-You know what a bubbler is.
-Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.
-Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
-You go out for fish fry every Friday.
-You can recognize someone from Illinois by their driving.
-You know how to polka
-You drink pop.
-Formal wear is blue jeans & a baseball cap.
-You were never knew there was a legal drinking age.
-Your 4th of July Family Picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
-You know where Waukesha is AND can pronounce it.
-You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a nice weekend.
-You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New
- London & Poland all in one afternoon.
-You only know three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
-You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
-You've seen mosquitoes with landing lights.
-You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
-You enjoy driving in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow.
-Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
-You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
-The local paper covers major headlines on one page, but requires four pages for sports.
-Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.
-At least twice a year, your kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
-You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
-You find 0 degrees a little chilly.
-You know what to do with a Blatz.
-You know what a FIB is.
-You actually understand these jokes.
-You forward them to all your Wisconsin friends.
I can't imagine what its like being from Iowa!!!
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