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Official City of Houston Hurricane Energency Instructions
Official City of Houston Hurricane Emergency Instructions
Subject: Hurricane Lili In preparation for Hurricane Lili, I thought this would be helpful and handy guide City officials have just announced the Houston Hurricane evacuation plan today as follows:
Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio.
Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette.
Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas.
Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC
Yankees use 45 South to Galveston.
Democrats take Amtrak to Arkansas.
Texas Longhorns use 290 West to Austin.
Aggies use Loop 610.
DISCLAIMER: There are some who will receive this message, and not understand.
If you have questions, ask some of the other folks on Loop 610.
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