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10-04 Thats a lie, John ONeill! Keep lying, its all you do!... Lies!... Thats a lie! Its another lie! Thats a lie! Absolute lie!... Youre just lying...Its a pack of lies!... He just lied to you! He spews out this filth!... You liar!... You just spew lies!... I just hate the lies of John ONeill. I hate lies...ONeills a liar, hes been a liar for 35 years...They lied!... Lies! Just tell me the initials, you liar! Creepy liar!...
-Lawrence ODonnell, MSNBCs Senior Political Analyst to John ONeill, spokesman for Swift Boat Veterans for Truth - "Hardball"
3-04
"I don't care what the international lawyers say, we are going to kick some ass."
-President George W. Bush shortly after 9/11 disaster
11-2-03
Bumper Sticker Brouhaha: The shouting match that Dean and Gephardt got into over the weekend started when Dean declared, "I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks" Gephardt countered with the statement that he wants to be the candidate of guys with the American flag on their pickup trucks. There are reports that John Kerry joined the fray by asking "What's a pick-up truck?"
10-21-03
"You have to figure there is a hidden agenda, [The Clintons] do not have a close relationship with Clark. For all of them to be supporting him as the man to save the Democratic Party just doesnt make sense. Theres something rotten in the state of Arkansas.
-Bill Whalen, a political analyst, Hoover Institution at Stanford University in California.
A quote from Betsey Wright, Clinton's former chief of staff, worth repeating.
Wright, who coined the term "bimbo eruptions," said Clinton's womanizing had "nothing to do with sex" and everything to do with "this inferiority complex . . . I think he's spent his entire life being scared that he was white trash."
10-20-03
".$%#*&&..!" - Dave Wells reacting to Aaron Boone's cutting off a throw when it appeared the Yankees could have nabbed the runner at home.
"Do you realize I was the first person promoted to full colonel in my entire year group of 2,000 officers? I was the only one selected. Do you realize that? . . . Do you realize I was the only one of my West Point class picked to command a brigade when I was picked? . . . I was the first person picked for brigadier general. You have to balance this out. . . . A lot of people love me." - Gen. Wesley Clark when asked by the Washington Post why so many of his military peers bad mouth him.
"America has fallen into the quagmires of the Tigris and Euphrates. Bush thought that Iraq and its oil are easy spoils." - Voice said to be Osama bin Laden repeating democrat talking points from his cave where, apparently, he has a working fax.
"It's been one of the most important experiences of my life. I've learned more in that little box than I have in years." - Brooklyn born illusionist David Blaine commenting on his learning curve after emerging from a glass box in which he had 44 days to think about what he was going to say. During his stay spectators mooned him and shouted "wanker!"
"He has the doctor's personality, the God complex that many of them have. He's not a warm and fuzzy teddy bear of a guy. He's not afraid to tell people they're stupid." - David Awbrey, editorial page editor for Dean's hometown newspaper, the Burlington Free-Press.
"I still think Hillary will get in....she's unelectable but certainly nominatable," - Susan Estrich, in an attempt to terrify the nation, Sunday on Fox News.
"There's no victory in being fourth in Iowa." - A Lieberman aide on why his man won't run in the primary there.
Andrew Sullivan suggests a campaign in which Bush positions Dean as "The Mayor of Vermont."
A group of California researchers will report today that men and women are different. According to Dr. Eric Vilian, a member of the team, "We discovered that the male and female brains differed in many measurable ways, including anatomy and function." We are glad that's settled.
Here's Al Sharpton on how he makes it through the night: "All of us have done enough wrong that any night we go to sleep, if God just checked the record, none of us would see the next dawn. Every day there's a divine decision made to look beyond my faults."
9-18-03
"He is brilliant, he is brave. And he's got a sack full of guts.'' - BJ Clinton discussing either Gen. Wesley Clark as a man or Wesley Clark with chittlins at the Panetta Institute at Cal State U-Monterey Bay.
``I'm sure Al Gore wishes he'd called you into Florida.'' - Leon Panetta to Clinton at the same gathering.
"I don't think she's going to run, but I think she's loving the coverage. She becomes a more powerful endorsement when the Democrats settle on a candidate." - Joseph Mercurio, a political consultant in Manhattan.
"Clark appears imprisoned by obsolete theories of international relations he learned in the 1960s. His taste for multilateralism is elitist, outdated and Euro-centric, ill-matched to the global ferocity of our times." - Ralph Peters writes in the New York Post.
"The more muddled they can keep the field, the better it is for the Clintons. They want the Democratic race to go on as long as possible because they don't want anyone but her to be able to beat George Bush," - GOP pollster Jim McLaughlin
Flashback: "Wes, the secretary of defense asked me to give you some verbatim guidance, so here it is: Get your ... face off the TV." - Gen. Henry Shelton to Clark during Kosovo campaign.
"I didn't go into Mr. Venice Beach contest. I didn't go into the Mr. Seattle contest. I didn't go into those little -- I went for the Mr. Olympia." - Auhnold explaining his strategy for accepting only one primary debate.
"Yeah, but I actually read (his) book," - Tom McClintock when told that Milton Friedman was greatly admired by Schwarzenegger.
"I'm pro-choice." - Wesley Clark when pressed by Aaron Brown on CNN last night to state his opinion on partial birth abortion. The retired general wore a dark blue suit of 80% resume in a subtle waffle weave.
9-15-03
Dean on the campaign trail without a map: "I wish the president had spent more time on the Middle East and less time on Iraq."
Auhnold to Bill O'Reilly who asked how it felt to be disinvited to speak to a Latino group: "It hurt my feelings."
Bobby Shriver to the LA Times on why his sister, Maria, agreed to Auhnold's campaign: "Often in a relationship, you try to talk your partner into or out of things you don't want to do. But sometimes, for whatever reason, that partner will not give in. And if you stay in the relationship, you have to go along. This was a go-along thing."
''We do not raise our boys to be men; we raise them not to be women.'' - Syracuse University and NFL quarterback Don McPherson.
"Given the choice, it's better to be viewed as a foot soldier for Bush than a spokeswoman for al-Qaeda." - Fox News spokeswoman Irena Briganti to remarks by Christiane Amanpour that Fox toed the White House 'line' on war news.
Non-Sequitur of the Week goes to Steve Jacques, advance man for Howard Dean viewing a huge "Edwards" banner at the Iowa rally this weekend. "Leni Riefenstahl, who just died? She helped the Nazis understand the power of the vertical banner in Nuremberg."
Bill Clinton to a cheering audience at the First AME Church in Los Angeles: "You need to be humble in church. You need to calm down. I'm thinking I'm president again."
"When Democrats assert that the Republicans will do anything to win, their complaint is relevant only in terms of what psychologists call 'projection,' finding your own faults in others." - Bob Bartley in this morning's Wall Street Journal Online.
9-8-03
"To think that we have come down dangerous alleys, that we have traveled through the backwoods of terror, that we have survived beatings, been shot down in cold blood doesn't give you the right to call your mama a whore." - Rev. Al Sharpton to rap artists who write and sing lyrics that denigrate women.
"Bush hasn't lifted a finger. I will move mountains." - John Kerry, in full Moses mode, speaking on unemployment.
``Arnold, I gathered, was by no means a dummy.'' - Freelancer Peter Manso, who wrote the now infamous Oui magazine interview with Schwarzenegger.
"This president respects one thing and only one thing above all else - wealth." - John Edwards, multimillionaire tort lawyer and Olsen twin look-alike, now in fifth place among dem candidates.
"He has precisely the right experience to be president." - Current Gov. Gray Davis speaking of former two-term governor of Vermont (now jobless) Howard Dean.
(Fun Facts from pro-Dean website: Dean's nickname is "Ho-Ho." His favorite movie is "Bullworth" and favorite book is Ken Kesey's "Sometimes a Great Notion.")
"Cruz Bustamante is on automatic transmission, the gears shift and you can't hear it, meaning he's done it smoothly and without a sudden jolt. He simply and quietly drops the 'no on recall' message." - Jack Pitney, a government professor at Claremont McKenna College on no recall - no Gov. Bustamante.
"I wish he'd say to my face what he says behind my back." - Howard Dean on how he felt about John Kerry not attacking him during the first debate.
"You shouldn't be governor unless you can pronounce the name of the state." - Gov. Gray Davis who refers to his opponent as "the actor."
"I think history will show that this field has taken presidential discourse to a new low," - Ed Gillespie, chairman of the Republican National Committee, on "Meet the Press."
9-5-03
"The Bush recession would be followed by a Dean depression." - Joe Lieberman in first dem debate.
"Nothing that occurred Thursday night did much to answer the single overriding question among Democratic insiders: Can anyone stop Howard Dean? " - Walter Shapiro, USA Today.
"There are so many people who want to support the campaign but most of the money comes from Maria's and my accounts." - Auh-nold, who is refusing union donations.
"Once upon a time, the most successful Democratic leader of them all, FDR, looked south and said, 'I see one-third of a nation ill-housed, ill clad, ill nourished,'' Today our National Democratic leaders look south and say, 'I see one third of a nation and it can go to hell.' " - Senator Zell Miller, (D-Ga).
"When politicians talk about being 'experienced,' the question should be asked: 'Experienced in doing what? - Thomas Sowell.
"This president is a miserable failure. He is a miserable failure." - The desperate-for-attention Rep. Richard A. Gephardt (D-Missouri).
"The notion that gay men have a superior fashion sense is not true, and it's damaging." - Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass) whose campaign slogan was "Neatness Isn't Everything."
"Ms. Carey is against government-provided, universal health coverage; she supports physician-assisted suicide; she is pro-choice; and she supports legalizing ferrets. - From campaign platform statement by porn-star Mary Carey.
8-7-03
"If you're a heterosexual clergyman and you're having sex outside marriage, you can be expelled. But if you're a homosexual clergyman having sex outside marriage, they rejoice." - An Episcopalian friend of Cal Thomas.
"The Democratic Party, at least as represented in its primaries, is the party of superior anger. Somehow, they still call themselves liberal." - Emmett Tyrrell
"This morning when I strained to slog through LaDowds latest, only to find she was still flogging the same clichés about neocons undermining the real war on terror, whatever that is and as if she could tell us, I knew I had had enough." - Blogger Roger Simon on term limits for Op-Ed writers.
(Democrats have) a visceral, almost aesthetic recoil from Bush's persona -- his Texasness, the way he walks, the way he talks. They would not like the way he wears his hat or sips his tea, if he did such things." - George Will
"The would-be liberators of Liberia, backed by Taylors enemies in neighboring regimes, more or less guarantee that the country's future will be as poor and vicious and diseased as they are." - Mark Steyn
"Now he sits without a clue, a billionaire who knows what's good for us. "It works in California," he says. In California, if I hear it right wherever I go, he'd be recalled this weekend." - Sidney Zion on Mayor Bloomberg.
"For crying out loud, folks, we are dealing with one of the worst bad guys in the history of bad guys, and the people of this country are reasonable, see it and understand it." - Rush Limbaugh
8-5-03
"The idea that you treat a gay union the same way as you treat a union between a man and a woman is, in my view, to misunderstand the fundamental bedrock character of marriage." - Australian Prime Minister John Howard.
"I don't need any publicity, I am better known than Coca-Cola." - Smut peddler and former Clinton opposition researcher Larry Flynt
"He was practically unintelligible. He couldn't put two sentences together that made any sense." - Reporter checking a transcript of Sen. Fritz Hollings ungracious retirement remarks.
"(It's) just one of those stories that emerge in Washington that reflects nothing more than gossip." - Secretary of State remarking on Washington Post story that he would not serve beyond 2005.
"As the camel falls, the knives that would stab it multiply." - Old Arabian adage spoken by the owner of the Madhya Chicken Restaurant in Tikrit as American search force combs the area for Saddam.
"If I were a straight woman reporting heterosexual harassment by a straight male priest would you take this matter seriously? Well, I am a straight man reporting homosexual harassment by a gay priest ....." - Portion of email accusing Canon Gene Robinson of inappropriate sexual behavior from a man identifying himself as David Lewis.
"This is a guy who instead of taking a cab from point A to point B buys a Bentley." - Judd Burnstein, a lawyer for Lennox Lewis commenting on Mike Tyson declaration of bankruptcy.
"The Jews didn't kill Christ. They just worried him to death." - NYTimes columnist Frank Rich's stepfather.
"We're just glad he's in. In office, or in town? " - Owner of a Harley Hog from the Harley-Davidson club in Grand Prairie, Tex., as he rode his bike past the barricades at the Western White House.
7-3-03
"Mr. Schulz, there is a producer in Italy making a film on the Nazi concentration camps. I shall have to recommend you for the role of commandant. You would be perfect." - Italian premier Silvio Berlosconi jumping ugly with his tormentor German socialist, Martin Schulz.
"Merely because one has no home does not mean that one is somehow a second-class citizen and is no longer allowed the simple pleasures that society allows to those lucky enough to put a roof over their head." - A statement from Beer For The Homeless "charity" at WGOW-FM Chattanooga, Tennessee.
"I think that there are other organizations, notably Fox or Rupert Murdoch, who have a political motivation, which is to slime anybody who is on the left and to make them -- if they're at all heroic, to bring them down to some kind of culpable level." - A confused friend of John F. Kennedy. Jr. on CNN commenting on an article in a magazine owned by Condi Nast.
"Hillary Clinton's new memoir is more than 100,000 pages long. At least I think it is. There are only 562 page numbers, but you know how those Clintons lie." - P.J. O'Rourke in the Weekly Standard.
"This whole thing is a nonsense. We are not going to pay it." - A New Zealand farmer addressing the proposed imposition of a flatulence tax on sheep and cattle.
"We don't object to use of the word "spam," as a slang term, as long as pictures of the meat do not appear." - Hormel company executive uneasy over possible trademark violations of name of their product.
"If you read the tabloids every day, you want to go and shoot yourself. You think that everybody's a serial ax murderer." - Mayor Michael Bloomberg whose poll rating hit an all time low this week. A quick Nexus check shows no reports of ax murderers in any New York publications for several years.
" I say it's a queer amendment to be included in the Constitution." - Tennessee state Sen. Steve Cohen, a Memphis Democrat commenting on possible gay marriage amendment.
"We are enormously powerful, and we are very scary," - "Pinch" Sulzberger., Publisher, the New York Times, speaking on a panel at the annual convention of the National Association of Hispanic Journalists.
"I grew up on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. We were the only conservatives around. It was a bit like being a Christian in ancient Rome. If you suspected someone else was a conservative you'd draw a little "c" in the dirt -- or maybe in the cream cheese shmear on your bagel -- and then quickly rub it out before the Praetorians saw." - Jonah Goldberg interviewed by Hotline.
"Bring 'em on," - George W. Bush in what the Washington Post describes as a "colloquial taunt" to militants who have been attacking U.S. troops in Iraq.
6-27-03
"He gets so much in speaking fees these days. When I saw him in New York the other night and said hello to him, (Clinton) said, That'll be $10." -Bob Dole, commenting on Bill Clinton's ability to donate to one of Dole's charities.
"I don't need Bush's tax cut. I have never worked a [bleeping] day in my life." -Rep. Patrick Kennedy, (D-Rhode Island) sounding a tad over served while addressing a group of young democrats.
"Sodomy legal in South Carolina: Strom Thurmond dead. On the same day. It's a funny old world, isn't it?" -Andrew Sullivan.
Ive no regrets. I was sincere in everything I said." -Iraqi info babe Comical Ali whose said on TV that there were no 'American infidels' in his home town while Marines made bunny ears behind his head.
"We are confident that when all facts are fully aired, Mr. Chapman will be found innocent of these charges," -Lanny, "Let's Move On' Davis, lawyer for Maryland pension fund adviser Nathan Chapman Jr., who, among other charges "looted" $437,000 from three companies he ran and used the money to 'buy things for women'.
"If people want to know about it, they should know I won," -New Jersey state Senate candidate, Democrat Jim Morrison, who is being urged to quit the race for entering a nude photo contest.
"I was horrified. I was 37 weeks pregnant, and I hadn't slowed down despite my doctor's coaxing. I was very devoted." -Cynthia Papageorge who was fired by the world's largest sellers of maternity clothing, she claims, for being pregnant.
"Well, I am connected with professional football." -Al Davis, legendary owner of the Oakland Raiders, identifying himself on a witness stand.
And, last but not least, thanks to Page Six: "BILL Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything. God bless America!" -former City Council candidate Bob Strougo .
6-13-03 "After an indifferent 18 months in the Senate, in which she devoted her energies to the same pork-barreling and logrolling that occupy her less-famous colleagues, Clinton has proved she is not the left-wing ideologue her enemies once imagined her to be. She is, however, a gut-fighting partisan, and her book is an exercise in pure political malice."
-Andrew Ferguson who actually read "Living History" for Bloomberg News
5-12-03 If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it.
-- Thomas Sowell
4-1-03 "We even defended Muslims in Bosnia. What was our interst there? Toothless ugly women wearin cloths from the 70's?"
3-26-03 "Don't you love this town? You drug an underage girl, you rape her, you flee the country, you get an Oscar. You build a church, and it's 'What are you, nuts?!"
-Jay Leno, commenting on Roman Polanski and Mel Gibson
3-6-03
"Do I remember what I majored in in college? I hate to guess. I think -- I mean, I'm going to guess it was political science, but I'm not sure. It might have been history. I'll check. I hadn't thought of that one."
-Former Sen. Carol Moseley-Braun (D.-Ill.) when asked what her college major was .
Clinton received just 43% of the vote, and less than 35% of eligible voters, voted. That works out to less than 16% of the eligible vote. Some Mandate!
"Our campaign is the opposite of 'competence.'" aide Eli Segal, quoted in the 7/22/92 Wall Street Journal
Statement made by Oliver North when asked to comment on Clinton's draft record. "I would rather vote for Jane Fonda than Gov. Clinton! At least she has been to North Vietnam."
"Special note to all press from the highest authority: don't touch the cat again." - President-elect Bill Clinton's first executive order
"I want to make it very clear that this middle-class tax cut, in my view, is central to any attempt we're going to make to have a short-term economic strategy and a long-term fairness strategy, which is part of getting this country going again." -- ABC News, Primary Debate, Manchester, NH 1/19/92 "You just can't promise something like that just to get elected if you know there's a good chance that circumstances may overtake you." - Bill Clinton, East Lansing MI debate, Mon Oct 19 1992
Sen. Pete Domencini (R)-New Mexico: "We're going to ask the American people to pay more so we can spend more, is that fair to say?" Dr. Alice Rivlin, Clinton appointee to the OMB: "That's one way to look at it, yes, Senator."
"You'd better call my dad...My mom's pretty busy." -- Chelsea Clinton
"[the United States] can't be so fixed on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans..." -- President William Clinton, March 1, 1993 during a press conference in Piscataway, NJ source: Boston Globe, 3/2/93, page 3
"It is a disgrace to the American people that the President of the United States would make a claim that is so baseless, that is so without foundation, so shameless..." -- Presidental Candidate William J. Clinton, October 1992, in response to Bush campaign commercials that claimed Clinton's campaign promises would require raising taxes on every family earning over $36,600
"I am not interested in raising taxes if we cannot get the spending cuts." -- President Clinton, Feb. 1993
"I've heard a lot of people compare Bill Clinton to Jimmy Carter, and I'd like to go on record as saying that I don't think that it's fair. Jimmy Carter was a veteran, and he had personal character. And even though I can't agree with Carter's policies, I always believed that he was telling the truth, as best he understood it. I can't say that for the Fat Cat..." -- Kenneth D. Whitehead (kdw@icd.ab.com)
"Clinton is just a better liar than George [Bush] is." -- Jared Dahl jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com
Q: How can you tell the difference between Al Gore and a wooden Indian? A: One of them is dressed like an Indian.
Q: What's the difference between JFK and Bill Clinton? A: What Kennedy did to Marilyn Monroe, Clinton's doing to America.
"Thomas Jefferson understood the greater purpose of the liberty that our Founding Fathers sought during the creation of our Nation. Although it was against the British that the colonists fought for political rights, the true source of the rights of man was clearly stated in the Declaration of Independence. Jefferson wrote that all humans are "endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights . . . ." It was self-evident to him that denying these rights was wrong and that he and others must struggle to win what was theirs." -- President William Jefferson Clinton, 5/1/93
"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." -- President William Clinton addressing the people of Philadelphia, May 28, 1993 in the Courtyard, City Hall, Philadelphia, PA
The Great Tragedy of the 20th century is that Clinton's name isn't on the Wall.
"It was hard to see, but a week ago Friday the Clinton administration, while driving a large black sedan at high speed across the 14th street bridge, opened the door and shoved out their revised downward GDP estimate for this year, to 2.5% from 3.1%." - Wall Street Journal Monday July 12 1993 (p A12)
"Spending programs are now 'investments,' taxes are 'contributions,' and these are the same people who say _I_ need a dictionary?" - Dan Quayle 2/19/93
"I'll tell you what I'm afraid of Zip...Bill Clinton's bumbling ineptitude." -- Bill Griffith, author of `Zippy the Pinhead'
GRIDLOCK (n), term denoting Congressional resistance to the President's agenda. This term may be used ONLY when Clinton's agenda is opposed by Congressional Republicans. Not to be confused with "healthy disagreement", an otherwise identical situation that exists when Clinton is opposed by Congressional Democrats (i.e., Majority Whip David Bonior,D-MI). See NAFTA, Health Care Reform, National Performance Review, etc.
"I can't worry about every under-capatilized business" -- Hillary Clinton testifing before congress on the effects of Nationalized Health Care.
"People will be hunting Democrats with dogs by the end of the century" Phil Gramm (when asked what would result if Clinton's proposals were passed)
"The period we're in is a lobbyist's dream come true" -- Joan Claybrook, head of the advocacy group Public Citizen, describing the atmosphere of the Clinton Administration.
"We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans.." -- President William Jefferson Clinton, USA TODAY 11 Mar 93
"The money we cut from the military would have been sufficient to lower unemplyment, to increase growth, to give us what we need in education and training, were it not for the enormous inflation in health-care cost and the size of the deficit I confronted when I took office." -- President William Clinton, Rolling Stone interview 11/93
"Clinton joins all of the deceit, paranoia and desire for absolute control of a Richard Nixon with the muddled, pseudo-intellectual paternalism of a George McGovern." -- Christopher Morton
"[Clinton's] Administration is easily the most reckless in interfering with the integrity of Federal investigative agencies since that of Richard Nixon." -- NY Times editorial, "White House Ethics Meltdown", 3/4/94
"I don't like to use the word sacrifice." - Bill Clinton, May 1992 "It will not be easy, it will require sacrifice." - Bill Clinton, Jan 1993
"[President Clinton] said he directed advisers to craft a policy allowing police to search public housing for weapons in the wake of a federal court order barring Chicago officials from conducting sweeps without search warrants." - Associated Press: (Chicago Tribune, 4/10/94 Section 1 page 10)
Benito Mussolini : Old Socialist ===> New Fascist Bill Clinton : Old Democrat ===> New Democrat
President Bill Clinton on the Constitution: "When we got organized as a country and we wrote a fairly radical Constitution with a radical Bill of Rights, giving a radical amount of individual freedom to Americans ..." "And so a lot of people say there's too much personal freedom. When personal freedom's being abused, you have to move to limit it. That's what we did in the announcement I made last weekend on the public housing projects, about how we're going to have weapon sweeps and more things like that to try to make people safer in their communities." -- President Bill Clinton, 3-22-94, MTV's "Enough is Enough"
"He () is the Willy Loman of Generation X , a traveling salesman who has the loyalty of a lizard with his tail broken off and the midnight taste of a man who'd double date with the Rev. Jimmy Swaggart" -- Hunter S. Thompson
".....African-Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do. " -- President Clinton on Black Entertainment Television, November 2, 1994
"My least favorite president. A bright man. In some ways, even -- at least policywise -- a brave man. And an energetic man. He has all the things I would look for in a president or want to see, but he's just so unable to come clean with us and admit anything to us that at his very foundation, I can't take him seriously. I just don't believe him because I don't think he tells us the truth about anything. I think at some point if he wants to truly be embraced by the American people, he should drop the pretense, the artifice and just look us in the eye and say 'Yeah I inhaled it, and then I drank the bong water. What are you gonna do?' He's not a bad man. He's just the sort of guy who will always volunteer to help you move, then when you got four of you picking up the sofa, he's the one who will fake lifting." Dennis Miller on President Clinton
"As to the testimony of some of Thomas' friends that he was interested in porn while he was in college - let me get this straight. Al Gore writes that the army is a fascist regime, it's ok - just an example of those silly views you get at college. Clarence Thomas watched porn and talked about it to friends - from what I've heard, male friends - and it's an example of a life-long obsession with sex and porn." -- jfarrell@utkvx.utk.edu on
William Clinton anagram, "I'm it, an ill clown."
For a team that Clinton promised would adhere to a "higher ethical standard" his administration has presided over an extraordinary amount of corruption and an unprecedented number of high-level officials forced to resign in disgrace. -- The Times (of London), Feb 12, 1995.
"Stephanopoulos knew that it was a mistake to assume that any one moment with Clinton, any one conversation, day, or even week reflected Clinton's true feelings or unchanging fundamental attitude about something." Bob Woodward, in his book "The Agenda"
"The President's essential character flaw isn't dishonesty so much as a-honesty. It isn't that Clinton means to say things that are not true, or that he cannot make true, but that everything is true for him when he says it, because he says it. Clinton means what he says when he says it, but tomorrow he will mean what he says when he says the opposite. He is the existential President, living with absolute sincerety in the passing moment." -- Michael Kelly, "The President's Past," New York Times Magazine, July 31, 1994
"I wish we could give people more control over their lives, not less." --- Bill Clinton
"...unfortunately we can't control the actions of everyone." --- Bill Clinton 1993-04-20
"It would be the equivalent of having the prime minister of England invite the Oklahoma City bombers to 10 Downing Street, to congradulate them on a job well done." -- Former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher responding to President Clinton's red-carpet welcome for Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams; Newsweek 5/15/95 page 19
"When personal freedom's being abused, you have to move to limit it." -- President Bill Clinton 3/22/94 "When your President abuses your personal freedom, you move to limit him." -- American Voters 11/8/94
"You can't say you love your country and hate your government." - Bill Clinton, 1995 (After the OKC bombing) "A lot of wonderful people love their country and hate the military." - Bill Clinton, 1969 (Letter to the National Guard)
"Everything we do looks sinister, even when it's innocent screw-ups." --unnamed White House official, Washington Post, 1/7/94
"There's a great deal of difference between responsible dissent and some of the things that are taking place in this country which I consider to be extremely dangerous to our national interest and I consider it not very helpful to the [people trying to maintain order]" Sounds like Clinton talking about the militias, doesn't it? Surprise, it's LBJ talking about peace protestors. Replace "men that are fighting the war for us" with "law enforcement officers fighting crime for us". Isomorphism. (Keith E Jackson)
"We still will have the freedom of speech, freedom of association and freedom of movement, but we may have to have more discipline in doing it..." -President refering to his Ominibus Counterterrorism Act on "60 Minutes".
"Well, that's because the 'normal opinions' of 'real Americans,' ... bear a strong resemblance to dog shit." -- (Paul H. Henry), a very vocal Liberal & Clinton defender. (posted to 7/17/95)
"In this changing, complex and exciting world with exploding expectations, we need to find some common ground. We need people and ideas to turn to bind us, and Mahatma Gandhi with his message of oneness for mankind is one of them." -- Hillary Rodham Clinton; addressing the commemoration of the 125th Birth Anniversary of Mahatma Gandhi held on July 14th, 1995 in Washington
Bill Clinton, 12/3/69, in letter to Lt. Col. Eugene Holmes: "I am writing too in the hope that my telling you this one story will help you to understand more clearly how so many fine people have come to find themselves still loving their country but loathing the military ..." Bill Clinton, 7/20/95, in address to Federal Law Enforcement meeting: "It is irresponsible for people in elected positions to suggest that the police are some sort of armed bureaucracy acting on private grudges and hidden agendas. That is wrong, it's inaccurate, and people who suggest that ought to be ashamed of themselves."
Give a few billion, she'll invest us out of the deficit.
"The greed of the 1980s can be summed up in two words: Cattle Futures!"
"I never thought I'd miss Nancy Reagan. There can't be a rating [on the Clinton drug policy] when there hasn't been a performance." -- Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY), April 24, 1993
"[S]enior Administration officials, including Bentsen and Panetta, concede that the professed shock at higher deficit estimates issued after the election was largely feigned. Moreover, the new Clinton team issued initial budget projections soon after taking office that put absolutely the worst face possible on the deficit outlook, manipulating data to reinforce the impression that Bush had left Clinton with a fiscal nightmare." -- Los Angeles Times, April 24, 1994, p. D1.
The following are excerpts from "THE CLINTON COUNTDOWN CALENDAR", which counts the number of weeks left until Clinton leaves office: October, 1992 : Candidate Clinton says: "I'm not going to raise taxes on the middle-class Americans to pay for the programs I recommended." February 15, 1993 : Less than one month after Inauguration, Clinton backtracked from his campaign promise to lower taxes for the middle class. From the oval office Clinton said "I had hoped to invest in your future by creating jobs, expanding education, reforming health care and reducing the debt without asking more of you ... but I can't."
"I'll tell you the whole story about that budget. Probably there are people in this room still mad at me at that budget because you think I raised your taxes too much. It might surprise you to know that I think I raised them too much, too." -- President Clinton, WASHINGTON (Oct 18, 1995 - 20:48 EDT)
"Now has walked away from the welfare bill he sent to Congress last year, just as the week before he renounced the tax increase he pushed to passage in 1993. What next? Perhaps he'll say he didn't mean to send up last year's health care reform proposals either. Mrs. Clinton made him do it. It becomes increasingly difficult to know what this president stands for, or whether he stands for anything." - Washington Post, Friday, November 3, 1995
"He told us it was a crisis. He said, 'My presidency is on the line. It's an emergency.' It's always that way with him. He's always saying, 'These are the last days.' " -- Georgia Rep. John Lewis on Clinton's arm-twisting for votes (Newsweek, 8/29/94)
Which of these quotes more closely expresses your beliefs: A) R.Reagan : "Government is not a solution to our problem, government IS the problem." B) B. Clinton: "Keep in mind that most of our problem is with working Americans"
"Clinton is an unusually good liar"- Senator Bob Kerry, Democrat, February 3, 1996, Esquire magazine interview. "It was not an angry comment. It was actually intended as an off-handed compliment." Omaha World-Herald (2/5/96) [Senator Kerry commenting on the previous quote]
" has kept all of the promises he intended to keep." - George Stephanopolous on "Larry King Live" - 2/16/96
"Confronted by angry Republican lawmakers, Veterans Affairs Secretary Jesse Brown acknowledged yesterday that the administration's seven-year plan for balancing the federal budget would 'devastate' his department. But Brown, who has described a Republican budget plan with smaller cuts in VA spending as 'mean-spirited,' refused to back down from his earlier, critical assessment of the GOP plan." -- THE WASHINGTON POST, 3/30/96
"No wonder Americans hate politics when, year in and year out, they hear politicians make promises that won't come true because they don't even mean them - campaign fantasies that win elections but don't get nations moving again." -- Candidate Clinton, Detroit Economic Club August 21, 1992
"I'm not going to raise taxes on middle-class Americans to pay for the programs I've recommended." Candidate Clinton, Presidential Debate October 19, 1992
"It's hard - maybe impossible - to say anymore what Bill Clinton stands for...In the last month or so, he has set a personal best for pandering, rejecting his own tax bill and welfare program. He has abandoned longtime friends when they came under political attack (Lani Guinier was just the first) and so enraged his one-time supporters that it is at Washington dinner parties, not military bases as Jesse Helms once said." -- Columnist Richard Cohen, The Washington Post, 11/9/95
"Bill Clinton gives the appearance of taking stands-for some sort of tax cut, some sort of welfare reform, some sort of balanced budget-but these are ploys, mirages: they exist only to undermine positions taken by the Republicans. He doesn't fight for anything substantive-except of course, re-election. ...He has fallen into the dangerous habit of lip synching the presidency: he gives the appearance of leadership, but not the substance." --Joe Klein (Newsweek, 10/23/95)
"He's like the guy you don't want your child to go out with." --- Democratic Rep. Gene Taylor (The Washington Post,8/8/95)
11-18-02
"I wonder why the Catholics have so much negative press about the sexual abuse in the church while the Boy Scouts are being told to recruit homosexual Scout leaders? How does the liberal logic prove one wrong and the other right?"
-"Inside the Beltway" by John McCaslin reader Jane Brown
Some hysterical Democrat Columnists remarks about the "scary" Nov 5, 2002 Election results:
Garrison Keillor says "The Old GOP of fiscal responsibility and principles conservatism and bedrocks Main Street values is gone, and something cynical has taken its place." Another Salon contributor says that big GOP turnout in the rural South saddles Republicans with "their debt to pro-Confederate flag voters."
In Texas, Molly Ivins says the GOP victors are "one of the most entrancing crews of dipsticks in the history of our state." Joe Conason, who made his mark by volunteering for the grimy task of defending Bill Clinton, says that when critics call Nancy Pelosi a San Francisco Democrat--echoing Jean Kirkpatrick's rhetoric on the heady-liberal 1984 Democratic convention there--they're guilty of "queer-baiting by proxy."
Incisive Insights on Media Bias
Molly Ivins is incisive.
You're (Lucianne) cutting.
Rush Limbaugh slashes people he doesn't like.
Helen Thomas raises good questions.
You whine.
Pat Buchanan tries to undermine the legitimacy of good causes through his meanspirited questions.
The Buddhists and nuns who protest outside a military base are taking a stand.
You're blocking traffic.
Pro-life protestors are endangering the health of women by denying them access to what the law allows.
You see the pattern.
Alas, we see it everywhere.
THE NEXT ENTRIES ARE IN SEQUENTIAL DATE ORDER THRU OCT 2002
11-1-01 "Men are out in the driving rain trying to change a tire, while the womenfolk sit in a warm roadside cafe demanding to know what's taking so long. Just pipe down! The men are working as fast as they can."
(Ann Coulter referring to whining liberal media about the war not going fast enough - after 24 days)
Last night at the World Series, President Bush threw out the first pitch. The White House claimed it was a perfect strike, and the Taliban claimed that it missed and killed innocent people. D Letterman
A survey of lawyers found that 54 percent of them would not represent terrorists due to moral grounds. The other 46 percent said, "Moral grounds? What's that?" Jay Leno
Police officers are so occupied with extra security that cops in New Jersey are now asking black people to pull themselves over. Jay Leno
11-4-01 Just heard of a REALLY GREAT comeback to that Liberal Moron, Mark Shields on the Capital Gang Sunday 11-3. After prefacing his question around the economy - possible recession, and, unemployment - he asked if in fact he could "honestly say that the American people are better off today than they were a year ago" Apparently, Don Evans categorically said "YES!" "We have a leader now!"
YES!
11-9-01 A Great quote from a Black leader on Clintons Blame America First Speech.
"Bill and Hillary Clinton's statements and actions prior to September 11 are public record, and should be carefully examined," Peterson added. "Whatever they have said and done since the tragedy that does not match up with their pre-September 11 words and deeds should be regarded as spin at best."
11-27-01
Dog Track Time for Helen Thomas
Q: Does the President feel the United States has the right to bomb or invade any country harboring terrorists? Is he going to invade Spain?
MR. FLEISCHER: Helen, the President, as I mentioned, is focused on phase one --
Q : Eight suspected terrorists --
MR. FLEISCHER: The President is focused on phase one of the war against terrorism. But the President has made it plain to the American people that this a long-term war.
Q: Answer the question. What right do we have to invade any country?
MR. FLEISCHER: I'm not aware that we are invading Spain.
---White House Press Briefing 11/26/01
11-28-01
In response to Sen McCains push for a gun show ban:
If John McCain were a fish, he'd be a big dum bass.
McCAIN has GOT TO GO!! Expel him from the Republican party.
He cannot name ONE act of terrorism that resulted from Gun Show purchases!!
Did McVeigh buy his ammonia nitrate from a gun show?
Did Al Queda buy their razor blades from a gun show?
Did Reno buy her gas grenades and tanks from a gun show?
Do they sell anthrax at gun shows?
He would be more accurate to ban truck rentals, airplane purchases, the BATF and the Post Office to deny the primary delivery systems of terrorism.
I saw McCain on MSNBC a week or so ago, and every time he mentioned Bush, he called him "Governor" Bush.
Wednesday, November 28, 2001
Department of That's Why They Call It War:
"Human rights watchdog Amnesty International has called for an urgent inquiry into the killing of hundreds of Taleban prisoners who staged an uprising near the Afghan city of Mazar-e-Sharif. "
--BBC report
Thursday, November 29, 2001
Quote of The Day
"She cannot defend her own rights against her husband. How can she defend the rights of my country?"
--General Suhaila Siddiq, Afghanistan's only woman general, a surgeon, hospital director comments on Hillary Clinton.
Friday, November 30, 2001
Two Prominent Men Who Seem To Be Losing Their Minds:
``I got 32,000 bison, I'm trying to move some meat.''
--Ted Turner on why he's opening a chain of restaurants.
``We have started a family restaurant in Tennessee and we are running it ourselves. It is a low-cost restaurant. I am also a visiting professor or VP for short.''
--Former Vice President Al Gore
Friday Dec. 7, 2001
Others called John Walker a "victim" of the Taliban, when of course he was a member of the Taliban--carrying an AK-47 when caught and telling a Newsweek reporter that he supported the Sept. 11 attacks. Isn't it ironic that the same folks who argue that a 13-year-old girl is perfectly capable of making her own decisions about sex now tell us that a 20-year-old man is incapable of distinguishing between, say, Taliban theocracy and American democracy?
Great quote regarding Mel Reynolds - Bill Clinton - Jesse Jackson:
This is a first in American politics: An ex-congressman who had sex with a subordinate, won clemency from a president who had sex with a subordinate,and then was hired by a clergyman who had sex with a subordinate.
Dec 8, 2001
Jimmy Carter: Clinton without the chicks.
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"Are we supposed to read them their Miranda rights?" Have them hire a flamboyant lawyer, bring them here for trial and create a new cable network, Osama TV?"
"To those ... who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty, my message is this: your tactics only aid terrorists, for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve. They give ammunition to America's enemies and pause to America's friends."
--Attorney General John Ashcroft at Judiciary Committee Hearings
Some quotes from Mary Francis Berry the ChairJerk of the Civil Rights Comm.
"Berry has made no secret of her dislike and distaste for President Bush in particular and conservatives in general," Martin reminded NewsMax.com earlier in the day. "She jumped at the chance to smear the Bush brothers as cheating blacks in Florida out of their votes and costing Al Gore the White House," he noted. Berry has also directed venomous attacks at the likes of Sen. Strom Thurmond (D-Sc), announcing earlier this year that she couldn't wait for the Southern nonagenerian to die before Vermont Sen. Jim Jeffords' decision to bolt the GOP handed Senate control to the Democrats. Add that to Berry's comment in the 1980's, when she once argued, "Civil rights laws were not passed to protect the rights of white men and do not apply to them."
12-9-01
The New PC Holiday Greeting
Happy KwanzaRamaHaniMas!
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. (Wishful future-speak or merely the royal We?)
Wednesday, December 12, 2001
Quote of The Day
"Great to have you back. Just don't steal the silverware!"
--President Bush greeting Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe on a White House receiving line.
Gen. Richard Myers: The desired effect was to kill al Qaeda.
Journalist: What did the U.S. Allies see when they checked the area after the strike?
General Myers: Dead al Qaeda.
12-14-01
Completely Clueless Division of Out To Lunch Awards
"If you believe that this is really Osama Bin Laden and not one of his many doubles ..."
- Dan Rather while showing the tape on CBC News special report.
12-17-01
A funny response to someone who misspelled spayed.
Spade? As in I (spade) my cat, I (heart) my wife, and I wanna (club) my mother in law?
After viewing a particularly ugly closeup of Yasser Arafat - one viewer posted this:
Ouch! That's ONE UGLY mug, there! If I had a dog that ugly, I'd shave his A**
and teach him to walk backwards!. . .
There are no athiests in the foxholes.
Suggested Uses for Kofi Annon:
Critics of Annan may now say he is completely useless, this is not true. For example he can be used as....
1. A doorstop (if you have double doors, you can use Arafat).
2. A dipstick for your SUV
3. A lab rat
4. Mysterious letter opener
5. Camp RINO dust cleaner
6. Camp RINO potatoe peeler
7. Land mine detector
8. Anti-Hamas Suicide Bomber(give them a dose of their own medicine).
9. Al Queada/Taliban POW camp fencepost for barbed wire. (Use UN peacekeepers for the more fenceposts.)
10.Blunt object for beating the morons that gave this useless guy the Nobel Peace Prize.
11.How about holding a lantern to light my sidewalk.
(Would that be considered a racist remark or just an adequate desciption of a vocation fit for a smiling statue like KOFI. Question then would become, " who lights KOFI'S bulb.")
12. Tampon for a Polar Bear.
13. Un-jamming wood chippers.
12-29-01
Quote of The Day
"Liberalism is a pessimistic faith because it never sees the potential in Man, just his flaws. Rather than focusing on ways to free people so they can elevate themselves, liberalism instead concentrates on ways to subsidize people in their current misery. Liberalism is embarrassed by success and prosperity because independent and free people do not need liberals --and above all, liberals need to be needed."
--Cal Thomas
I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his" -- General George S. Patton, June 1944
"Those who make war against the United States have chosen their own destruction" -- GW Bush
"It's God's responsibility to forgive Bin Laden...It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting." -- United States Marines Corps
"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards." Mark Twain
12-30-01
We particularly liked this quote from Sally Struthers, the better fed half of those starving children ads: "You may not be able to undo the animal suffering caused by your fur coat, but by donating it to PETA you can help alleviate human suffering in war-torn Afghanistan." She makes it sound like our furs have been out stomping puppies about town without us.
"I'm not an American first, I'm a reporter first," Mike Wallace, 60 Minutes seems to have said this some time ago but that doesn't make it any less appalling.
"Fox News has been offering the most patriotic news reporting we've seen in two generations; it'll be a real shame if Geraldo discredits that effort." -Jonah Goldberg in his Chicago Tribune column.
"Parma is synonymous with good cuisine. The Finns don't even know what prosciutto is. I cannot accept this." -Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi on whether the European food safety agency should be put in Helsinki, Finland, or Parma, Italy.
"An earlier study showed that most students at big name universities like Harvard and Stanford did not know the date of the attack on Pearl Harbor. You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you down."- Thomas Sowell
Here's a new cultural phenomenon to deal with: Architect Guilt. Reed Johnson, in the L.A. Times wrote: "As they wrestle with September's legacy, some wonder if big, attention-seeking buildings might somehow have contributed to the anti-American rage unleashed on New York."
"They are trying to pin the bin Laden thing on us." - Bill Clinton, quoted by an anonymous source who had attended secret legacy-saving meetings with the former President.
"I feel very uncomfortable talking about these meetings," said Sandy Berger, Mr. Clinton's former national security adviser. This tells us that he is probably the source of the quote above.
"The blind drive to win, is a hallmark of the Bush family clan. One thing that G. W.'s childhood friends told me repeatedly was that he has to win, he absolutely has to win and if he thinks he's going to lose, he will change the rules or extend the play. Or if it really is bad he'll take his bat and ball and go home." -Gail Sheehy, quoted in a NYTimes article today on Bush and the stimulus bill. Somehow this personal trait doesn't make us uncomfortable. Who wants a president with a blind drive to lose?
1-6-02
The Clintons are the absolute worst!
As someone once said, "They give white trash a bad name."
Comments from John LaBoullitier after Buddy is killed because of their negligence.
1-7-02
The Gary Coleman Award of the Week
''Following the model of the black diasporan traditions of music, athletics, and rhetoric, black cultural workers must constitute and sustain discursive and institutional networks that deconstruct earlier modern black strategies for identity-formation, demystify power relations that incorporate class, patriarchal, and homophobic biases.''
-Cornell West, Harvard Black Studies Professor
He really is a Moron - He speaks like a third grader just to confuse the other professors!
February 5, 2002
The DeeDee Myers "Like Ugly on a Frog" Award
DONNA BRAZILE: Big spender, deficit spender. And that's what he'll be remembered as.
WOLFIE BLITZER: That's not very nice. He's going to be 91 years old. He's got his birthday coming up. Say something nice about him. We want to hear something nice about Ronald Reagan.
DONNA BRAZILE: I'll pass.
-Donna Brazille on CNN's Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer when asked to say something on the occasion of Ronald Reagan's 91st birthday:
(DONNA BRAZILE - Al Gores Former Campaign Chairman & Racist Bigot)
3-20-02
"If I didn't panic, you wouldn't be able to put out your paper. I saved this friggin' paper. I kept the lights on in this state. Do you understand that? I kept the lights on."
-Gov. Gray Davis to a bewildered editorial board of the San Diego Union. He then called for a round of applause - for himself.
3-25-02
Advice From A Childless Woman Who Married at 66
"The cult of masculinity is the basis of every violent, fascist regime. We need to raise our sons more like our daughters, with empathy, flexibility, patience and compassion. These so-called feminine qualities are present in men as much as women, and it's a libel on men to say they're not." --Gloria Steinem in a speech in Palm Beach, Florida
4-3-02
Clintons Choice for Surgeon General was that Moron Dr. Jocyln Elders. She just wrote the Forward for a book on why Illegal Sex among Men and Small children is good. As someone once said about her - "She is a Special Kind of Stupid"
Dr. Elders has made quite a few astonishing verbal choices. I submit -
We need to speak out to tell people that sex is good, sex is wonderful. It is a normal part and healthy part of our being, whether it is homosexual or heterosexual.
If I could be the condom queen and get every young person who is engaged in sex to use a condom, I would wear a crown on my head with a condom on it. I would.
We need safer guns and safer bullets.
Abortion has an important and positive public health effect.
4-12-02
Quote of the day:
"I don't mean to be such a pain in the ass to Cynthia McKinney (D., Ga.), but it appears this is the fastest route to her brain."
-Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online
4-17-02
When Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., brought his Water Keeper Alliance to Iowa a week ago, "he made an ass of himself," writes David Yepsen, veteran columnist for The Des Moines Register. Kennedy's "statement that large-scale hog producers were a bigger threat to America than Osama bin Laden's terrorists has to be one of the crudest things ever said in Iowa politics
Kennedy referred to producers as 'bullies' and 'the enemy within'
The remarks demean him, his family and the environmental movement."
4-18-02
Frankly, were I the Israelis, I wouldn't bother with a semi-effective job of keeping the press out of the war zone. I'd offer directions -- the war is down that street, ma'am -- and see how the press likes finding itself in crossfire or booby-trapped buildings.
-Barbara Amiel, London Daily Telegraph
5-22-02
By Far, one of the more ignorant Senators in the history of the US Senate! Editor - StrangeCosmos
Quote of the day:
"Just keep the cockpit door closed. You can put up a sign in Arab - this is, say, type-casting, but say 'Try to hijack, go to jail.' "
-Senator Fritz Hollings of alternative to pilots carrying guns.
5-28-02
"When we arrived in Italy I asked the head of the Italian security service responsible for us not to track us too closely. I told him, at least give us some personal space and autonomy or we could just explode
-Palestinian Church of the Nativity exile Khaled Abu Nejmeh choosing an unfortunate metaphor when asking for personal "space."
6-4-02
"We've made people so frightened of doing their jobs because they have to be politically correct that they avoid the obvious, Al Qaeda is not an equal-opportunity employer."
-Rep. Mark Foley, (R-Fla)
6-13-02 Found in Lucianne.com's news recap - Great!
"Incoherent: Attorney General Ashcroft's suggested new FBI guidelines haven't been floating in the air for more than two news cycles and already the New York Times has come unglued, invoking the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover and going spread-eagle on the front door of every mosque in America."
The New York Times contines it's bullet train slide down into oblivion - what a sad fate for what was once such a fine paper. - Strange
6-14-02
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
6-17-02
"Molly Beth should join the Republican Party," growled one biker. "The IQ would be raised in both parties if she left the Democrats."
10-7-02
R Lee Ermey, who made his name as the fearsome drill sergeant in the film Full Metal Jacket, told The Telegraph that Streisand's views were far from representative of Hollywood as a whole.
"Once again, Barbra Streisand has opened her alligator-sized mouth wide before her humming-bird brain has had a chance to catch up," said Ermey.
10-10-02
"As I have witnessed the tides that ebb and flow on the world stage over these 50 years, all the more have I come to believe that the Constitution is the principal mast to which we should rope ourselves in order to put wax in our ears to the siren calls that will lead us astray from what the Constitution says."
-Senator Byrd of West Virginia on a roll
When will this Moron go away?
10-14-02
"Islam, which above all others was founded and propagated by the sword----stimulates a wild and merciless fanaticism."
-Winston Churchill
11-1-02
Mondale at Democrat Convention 1984
"Dan Rostenkowski, standing next to the candidate in front of the cameras and the cheering crowd at the convention after the fateful speech, whispered to Mondale, "You've got a lot of balls, pal." According to Rostenkowski, Mondale whispered back, "Look at 'em, we're going tax their ass off."
-From Showdown at Gucci Gulch, Jeffrey H. Birnbaum And Alan S. Murray, (page 35).
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