Tiger Woods Jokes
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods witha golf club is his wife!
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards!
Ping just offered Tiger Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They'll be named Elin Woods...."the clubs you can beat Tiger with."
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods Crash. They are call it "Croching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant!"
Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette becaese he said that "this is the closest shave I ever had yet!"
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
It's not often that Tiger Woods starts out with a bad drivw, hits the water, and ends up in the trees.
It's the first time Tigers driven less than 250 yards.
What were Tiger and his wife Elin doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing!
Tiger crashed into the fire hydrant and a tree. Apparently he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron!
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.
Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.
Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.
Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.
Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”
What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandinavian.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one
Tiger Woods is tree under.
Tiger woods has a lot of cars, now he has a “hole in one”.
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."
Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.
Future Golf Magazine headlines under consideration:
- “My Secrets to Beating Tiger”
- “How My Rescue Club Brought Tiger to His Knees”
- “The Rear Window Practice Drill”
- “Club Head Speed Beats Tiger”
- “Beat Tiger with the Punch Shot”
What crossed Elin's mind as she stood there with a golf club in her hand as she heard his lame excuses?
"Just do it..."
Is Tiger guilty of putting his driver in the wrong bag?
Does this give new meaning to the phrase: "Drive for SHOW...putt for DOUGH?"
What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!