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MEDIA BRACES FOR JACKSON RE-RUN
MEDIA BRACES FOR JACKSON RE-RUN By: G.Marnier - SatireNewsService Michael Jacksons handcuffed appearance in court has stirred massive coverage in the media and is now the focus of renewed stories about his physical relationship with minor boys. Opinions and support were split, but many who have stood by Jackson in the past were generally silent. A spokesman for The Hollywood Weasels said they were Too busy defending Saddams murder of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis .er, I mean, they are busy pointing out that America should not be attacking the Iraqi terrorists No. What I mean is well, Michael Jackson can speak for himself in this matter. Spectators were hoping that Michaels pet giraffe and the famous green monkey who served as ring bearer when Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner married Fortensky at Neverland, would be in evidence during his arrest, but they were no-shows. Calls by SNS to Taylor Hilton Wilding, etc., etc., etc. were not returned. Jacksons attorney Mark Geragos who had booked the plane that brought Jackson from Las Vegas to Santa Barbara, said My client is not guilty. A lot of people think he's fair game now just because he wears lipstick; dangled his infant son over a balcony; sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber; has gone through the kind of plastic surgery which interests architects as much as it does physicians; has skin which has been whitened by a physical process called vitiligo and not the result of a dermo-bleaching chemical called IMCaucasianow; and feels theres nothing wrong with sharing his bed with young male children. Let me assure you he is not guilty and I will defend him to the end of his money. Strike that. What I mean is, I will defend him to the full extent of the law. Geragos is also defending Scott Peterson of Modesto, California in the Laci Peterson murder case. Jackson had been accused in 1993 of molesting a minor but the charges were never filed as the child refused to testify after his family was reportedly paid millions of dollars by Jackson in a civil settlement. During that procedure, Tom Sneddon, the Santa Barbara County District Attorney who brought the charges, had Jacksons genitalia photographed and the photos matched the descriptions given by several boys. Jacksons friends in Hollywood were shocked that Sneddon resorted to this kind of investigation as no mention was made of royalties being paid for the photographs. A courthouse clerk, who asked to remain nameless, furnished SNS copies of several documents which will be presented at the upcoming trial scheduled for early in 2004, including the identification comparison study which was part of the Sneddon investigation. -30- 
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