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Strange Business One-Liners
Strange Business One-Liners
A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle
A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban
A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
A crisis is when you cannot say "Let's just forget the whole thing."
A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A good scapegoat is hard to find.
A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.
A little ignorance can go a long way.
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
A penny saved has not been spent.
The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. - Albert Einstein
A real person has two reasons for doing anything...a good reason and the real reason.
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