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REAGAN BASHERS REVEALED
REAGAN BASHERS REVEALED by: G.Marnier - SatireNewsService In what had been announced as the latest in film technology, James Brolin and his wife Barfra Streisand posed on the set of the CBS-TV production of THE REAGANS. Brolin is playing Ronald Reagan in the film. The new camera - UR4REEL - was designed by Dr. I. Gotcha, a radiologist at the National Institutes of Health in Bethesda, Maryland for the purpose of giving full body x-ray images while the patient is standing, in order to determine the effect of weight distribution on the skeletal structure. When Dr. Gotcha was asked to run preliminary tests for CBS news, he was unaware that the camera would be used for publicity purposes for the TV show in an attempt to assure the viewing public that those who perform on film are actual living human beings and not just characters on a screen representing by-products of waste matter accumulation. Controversy surrounds THE REAGANS script in which Nancy is portrayed as a child beating, pill-popper; President Reagan as a cursing, ultra Conservative homophobe; and although not specifically stated in the advance coverage, any and all who have any sense of personal responsibility for their actions, being used as material for derision. Sid Schmuck, spokesman for the WEASELS - the group of Hollywood stars who have actively opposed efforts to bring Saddam Hussein's reign of terror in Iraq to an end and have, by so doing, aided and abetted those who continuously attack and kill civilians and American and coalition troops in that country - is threatening to sue Dr. Gotcha. A film editor in Hollywood told SNS off-the-record: "What with breast, lips, chin, eyelid, earlobe and fingernail augmentation; hair implants; VIAGRA addiction; silicon seepage into the cranial nerves; and emphasis on what's between the ears being replaced with what they have between their legs, it's no surprise that the intellectual, psychological, sociological, political and moral morons who now run this industry, would want to defame what the Reagans represented," adding: "I hope they do sue. Let the courts determine if these people are real or just figments of their own warped imaginations." A spokesman for Gotcha returned SNS's call and said the doctor was not surprised with the image and laughed uproariously at what it revealed. 
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