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JOHN KERRY "DISSED!" CAR DUNKED
KERRY DISSED, CAR DUNKED
by: G.Marnier - SatireNewsService
When word reached members of the United States military who were preparing to set sail for Iraq, that presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry was holding a meeting in Norfolk prior to his campaign swing through Virginia, members of the Navy SEALS went into action.
An outspoken critic of the war in Iraq, Kerry is considered by many in the military to be aiding and abetting the followers of Saddam and prolonging the Iraqi fighting with his anti-war remarks in the same way the Hollywood Weasels; media types Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Ted Turner, Peter Arnett and Lesley Stahl; fellow politicians Sens. Robert "KKK" Byrd, Patty "Osama Mama" Murray and Ted Kennedy, Reps. Nancy Pelosi, Dennis Kucinich, and ex President Jimmah Carter and Jesse Jackson are.
Upon finding Sen. Kerry's car which was parked illegally at the Naval Base officer's club while he was having lunch in Norfolk, the SEALS had it hoisted aboard the carrier where the operations officer decided to use the car to test the ship's new launching apparatus.
Speaking off the record, a Marine Colonel said: "I remember when Kerry came back from Viet Nam and started his radical anti-war protesting along with "Hanoi" Jane Fonda and former U.S. Attorney General Ramsey Clark. His smart assed, self aggrandizing statements are only outdone by draft dodging Clinton and that car's launching is an expression of how we who serve and protect our nation feel about deep-sixing anything that reminds us of what liberals have tried to do the the armed forces. A pox on all their houses."
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