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Strange Word Fun
a.. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
b.. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
c.. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
d.. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
e.. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris must be in Seine
f.. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
g.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes!
h.. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
i.. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
j.. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
k. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
l.. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
m.. Definition of a will: A dead give away.
n.. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
o.. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
p. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
q.. If you don't pay your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
r.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
s.. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
t.. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
u.. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
v.. Every calendar's days are numbered.
w.. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
X.. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
y.. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Z.. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
.. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Submitted by Karen L.
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