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HISTORICAL DRAWINGS FOUND IN ISRAEL QUESTIONED
HISTORICAL DRAWINGS FOUND IN ISRAEL QUESTIONED By: G.Marnier - SatireNewsService A team of archaeologists meeting at the Smithsonian, announced last night the unearthing of ancient writings found on the wall of a cave near Haifa. The symbols are thought to be at least three thousand years old. Prof. Eartha N. Moon of the International Members - Order of Deep Diggers, (IM-ODD) showed photographs of the symbols and explained her interpretation of their meanings. "Starting at the left, this appears to be a vegetable of some sort which proves they were an agrarian society. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil." An I-ODD member suggested that the next symbol resembled an eye which showed they were ever alert to learning about their world. Prof. Moon agreed, adding: "And that's followed by what looks like a gem of some sort which means they were miners of the earth, and the fish is evidence that they turned to the sea for their food.." After lengthy discussion, no agreement could be reached on what was thought to resemble a cross, at which point, a black waiter who had been serving coffee, raised his hand and asked to be heard. Moon was surprised but graciously allowed him to speak. "You all forgotten somethin you should'a remembered. Jews read from right to left and what that sign really says is 'Holy mackerel there, Sapphire. Look at the ass on that tomato'." During much laughter from the media, the waiter was told to leave. Prof. Moon and other members of IM-ODD refused to answer questions, packed up their material and exited the building. 
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