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PELOSI BACKS THE TERMINATOR
PELOSI BACKS THE TERMINATOR By: G.Marnier - SatireNewsService After much speculation by California voters, Democrat Liberalista U.S. Representative Nancy Pelosi has come out for Arnold Schwerzenegger's bid to be Governor after he announced that if elected, he would raise taxes in the state. Pelosi is nationally recognized as a champion of anti-war protesters; military bashers; late-term abortion advocates; environmentalists; homosexual, bi-sexual, tri-sexual, trans-sexual, multi-sexual and sexually unidentified voters and those who oppose tax cuts because such action would affect government funding of the aforementioned's agendas. At a press conference following her endorsement, Pelosi was asked by Peter Jennings of ABC about her views on the Middle-East crisis: "I see no connection between Iraq, Osama bin Laden, al-Qaida and what the Republican's are calling 'terrorism'. We don't live there. What do we know?" After telling Jennings to stop clapping and jumping up and down and blocking other people's view, a reporter for SNS asked Pelosi if stories about Aahnold's womanizing, drug use and nude photographs circulating on the internet were true, did she think that was an appropriate resume for the governor of a state. "This is California. We understand those things. People have to express themselves by their own standards. That's what liberalism is all about." 
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