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AND A CHILD SHALL LEAD THEM
AND A CHILD SHALL LEAD THEM by: G.Marnier - SatireNewsService Despite efforts by Chancellor Gerhard Schroder and Foreign Minister Joschka Fischer to convince the world that Germany was united in its refusal to support American efforts to stop Saddam Hussein's reign of terror, not all are in their country were in agreement with that decision. Standing outside the French Embassy where Chirac was being entertained, a young lad showed what many in Germany feel but know the liberal media around the world will not report. The boy's great grandfather, a gentleman who survived the Nazi regime, told SNS off the record that he remembers all too well how America came to the defense of the world that was being destroyed by Hitler, a man he felt Saddam obviously took as a role model for his reign of terror in Iraq where torture, rape and murder had been widespread. "Vot did de vorld tink dis man vould stop at if not stopped by de forces of freedom? He is a clone of Adolph and ve are glad America and de British bombed de hell out of his palaces and ve, dose of us who vant peace, keep hoping he vas in von of dem and when day finish deeging, day will find his remains." Asked about the French agreement with Schroder to not fight Saddam, he shrugged and reminded SNS of the French military history. "Day haf never von anyting from de Gallic Vars, down tru de Hunderd Years' Var, Tirty Years var, Dutch, Augsburg, King Villiam's, French und Indian, Napoleonic, Franco-Prussian vars, Vorld Var I and II, Indochina und Algeria. Vatever day gained, it vas because someboty else safed dair asses. No vonder day are afraid of Saddam. Day haf alvays been afraid." At that point, he took his great grandson's hand, thanked SNS for its promise to show that Germany is not united, and walked away, saying over his shoulder: "Going to var vithout France is like going deer hunting vithout your accordion." 
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