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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At Your Office Christmas Party
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At Your Office Christmas Party
10. "I think the icing on this cake is wite-out"
9. "The bar will be open from 9:00 to 9:05"
8. "I've never seen chunky egg nog before"
7. "My New Year's resolution is to stop videotaping the men's room"
6. "Ooh, another windbreaker with the company logo - - This will help me put my kids through college"
5. "You're supposed to sit naked on the xerox machine, not the shredder"
4. "Put on Regis Philbin's Christmas album"
3. "Why is Shecky naked?"
2. "There's Letterman - - Get him!"
1. "Yeah, a glass of watery cider and a cookie makes up for a year of bull**it"
Submitted by Pasadena Phil
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