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BILL AND HILL HIT THE HILL
BILL AND HILL HIT THE HILL By: G.Marnier - SatireNewsService Following an appearance with MoveOn.org's Michael Moore during which he endorsed "Hillary in '08, the Clintons walked through the door of the Senate Dining Room. Some heads turned but most continued to talk, read, argue and eat. After being seated in the corner a couple of tables away from the SNS reporter with Bill's back to the rest of the room, one of the waiters was overheard saying to another that he wasn't going to wait on "Bilge and Hilarious", and backed into the kitchen. In what was assumed to be their belief that nobody would dare intrude into what was becoming a heated interrogation - albeit through teeth clenched even while chewing - Sen. Hillary asked Former President Bill what HER name is, where had he met HER, how old is SHE, did the Secret Service know about HER, where does SHE work and "And YOU better get rid of HER right NOW." Unbeknownst to the two of them, a see-through security mirror was hanging in the corner next to their table and although Bill did not verbally respond to any of her comments, his facial expressions were clearly visible to SNS, several of the diners, the guard in charge of monitoring the mirror and the waiters in the kitchen. As though on orders from an unnamed source, no one broke the collective vow of silence that is so often embraced when watching something that is too good, too funny or too historical and hysterical to stop. Having finished dining, the pair stood and walked toward the door. Those who had seen Bill's performance started laughing and clapping which Madam Senator misinterpreted as a political endorsement and bowed. When several diners yelled "Go Bush", Bill laughed and in exiting, patted a waitress below the belt on the back of her uniform. "Film at eleven?" CBS, ABC and NBC refused to run a dubbed tape offered to them by SNS which was supplied by one of the waiters. 
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