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Fashion 'DO NOT's' For Seniors
FASHION DO NOT'S FOR SENIORS
Pass this to any senior you know.
For you, file away for future reference.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together:
A nose ring and bifocals
Spiked hair and bald spots
A pierced tongue and dentures
Miniskirts and support hose
Ankle bracelets and corn pads
Speedos and cellulite
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
Bikinis and liver spots
Short shorts and varicose veins
In-line skates and a walker
But, otherwise, YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD!
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