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You Just Might Be A Scrooge...
You Just Might Be A Scrooge...
If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon -- you just might be a Scrooge
If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away -- you just might be a Scrooge
If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas
-- you just might be a Scrooge
If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson --
you just might be a Scrooge
If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night -- you just might be a Scrooge
If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts -- you just might be a Scrooge
If your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon -
you just might be a Scrooge
If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park - you just might be a Scrooge
If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log
-you just might be a Scrooge
If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie -- you just might be a Scrooge
If your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat -
you just might be a Scrooge
If your favorite version of "Silent Night" is sung by OJ Simpson -- you just might be a Scrooge
If your favorite past time is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors' string of Christmas lights or defacing Christmas lawn charicatures with egg nog - you just might be a Scrooge
And, finally - if your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin -
you just might be a Scrooge
Submitted by Pasadena Phil
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