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Top Ten Things Overheard At The Opening Of The Clinton Library
Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ MORRISON
Top Ten Things Overheard At The Opening Of The Clinton Library
10. "I'm sorry, this part of the library is strictly for 21-and-over."
9. "A library in Arkansas--well, now I've seen everything."
8. "The hours are 9 to ???"
7. "This is the first presidential library I've seen with hourly rates."
6. "He has the largest collection of adult magazines since Herbert Hoover."
5. "Don't forget to try the snack bar's impeachment cobbler."
4. "That concludes our ceremony--you're all invited to stay for ham hocks and moonshine."
3. "Damn, Bubba has a huge desk."
2. "It's the only presidential library with a ladies' night."
1. "Security to the front--Kerry is here sobbing again."
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