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Marvillou's Top 10 Reasons Dems Blew it in 2004
MARVILLOU'S TOP 10 REASONS DEMS BLEW IT IN 2004
Marvillou © 2004
10. Taxes. You cant win any tax debate if your candidates billionairess wife paid only 12.5% tax with $2.8-mil in exemptions, your VP candidate paid 5% while the average poor family paid 10% in 2003. Dubya paid 27.5% tax, no exemptions.
9. Iraq & Michael Moore. Who in his right mind really believes Iraq was a paradise before the war, Saddam Hussein never meant harm to the United States and any American President would sanction hurling babies out of windows?
8. Hollywood. Voters don't like being told what to think by limousine liberals who: are habitually in rehab; cant stay married to the same person; cant act, cant sing without lip synching; and cant complete a speech without, like, saying f**k or like or abortion."
7. George Soros. Americans have never and will never buy the idea that any one individual thinks he can buy and therefore "own" the presidency. The White House is not for sale. Period.
6. Bush is stupid. Dubyas the only prez in history who has an MBA from Harvard... can fly a jetfighter plane... and can throw a strike on opening day in Yankee Stadium.
"Misunderstimating" (in W-speak) a guy who made his own money vs. marrying it, who got rid of Saddam, dismantled the Taliban, and froze out Osama just ain't good "strategery."
5. Bush voters are dumb, gun-toting hick religious fanatics. This is a hard sell when dumb, gun-toting hick religious fanatics from the Middle East blew up 3,000 innocent Americans on American soil in 9/11. Catholicism, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Protestantism: fads? Want my vote? Then respect it!
4. MSM, French Chic, Spandex, Guns et Better Hair. Only Mainstream Media elites and the French go ga-ga over a middle-aged man who wears Spandex in public, shoots geese for photo-ops, and thinks great hair makes him a Kennedy.
3. The First Lady is not a factor. True most of the time, unless shes a loon who can afford to buy her own missiles.
2. Presidential Debates & Lambert Field. Media Elites want the Better Speaker. Voters want the Better Man. As for who's a Better Speaker? Even teen-age girls, drag queens and sushi chefs know the Green Bay Packers play in Lambeau Field, Wisconsin and the Buckeyes play for Ohio State not Michigan.
1. Seriously: Never Your Opponents Daughters & Sons. American moms & dads don't vote for candidates who diss the other guys daughter... particularly if your own kid wore a see-all dress at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival and then you blame the paparazzi's flashbulbs for showing all.
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