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THE STRANGE VOTERS OF FLORIDA, OHIO AND PENNSYLVANIA
Hey, put down that porcupine and vote!
We keep hearing that the voters of Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania are going to pick our next president, so we thought it might be a good idea to find out just how smart these people are. Here are some actual laws from the Big Three:
* Men in Florida may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
* It is illegal to get a fish drunk in Ohio.
* In Florida, having sex with a porcupine is illegal.
* In Pennsylvania, it is against the law to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
* In Florida, you may not pass gas in a public place after 6 p.m. on Thursdays.
* In Ohio, it is against the law to ride a jackass faster than 6 mph.
* In Ridley Park, Pa., you cannot walk backward eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
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