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10 Signs Florida Is Getting Ready to Screw Up the Election Again
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10 Signs Florida Is Getting Ready to Screw Up the Election Again
1. Presidential choices on the ballot: Bush, Kerry, Matlock.
2. Floridians who refused to evacuate during four major hurricanes are suddenly fleeing.
3. It's been standing-room only lately at meetings of the Palm Beach County chapter of Jews for Buchanan.
4. Congresswoman Katherine Harris was spotted at the Miami-Dade Airport welcoming a visiting diplomatic delegation from Chad.
5. A block of nine rooms at a Miami hotel is reserved under the name Wild Bill Rehnquist.
6. "Hello, this is Sangupta and thank you for calling the Diebold voting machine help line."
7. Absentee ballots feature a choice between John Bush and George W. Kerry.
8. Gathering strength east of Bermuda: Hurricane Ralph.
9. Palm Beach County voters have vowed to atone for their errors by voting correctly this time for Al Gore.
10. Jeb Bush has been taking an advanced tap dance class at Florida State University.
Submitted by Pasadena Phil
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