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President John Kerrys Sensitive War on Terror
Kerry: Mr Bin Laden, hello, its John here, John Kerry. How are you today? OBL: Great John, man. Well done on the election. We are so glad you are the number one guy now. That man Bushy, he was alienating all of our allies. He just wasnt considerate, you know what Im saying? Kerry: Oh, I certainly do, Mr Bin Laden. That was why I was calling. Were about to drop some bombs on you and I just wanted to let you know. I thought its the least I could do for you after your appalling treatment over the last four years. OBL: Johnny, that is so good of you. Im overcome, really I am. Its fine. Bomb away! Me and the missus are off to Kabul for our family Jihad. Ive just bought a martyrdom timeshare over there. Youre welcome anyime. Kerry: To be honest, Kabul wouldnt be good for my skin. I have to keep applying the moisturiser to prevent the embalmed look. You know, its a pleasure to have a civilised, educated conversation with you finally. OBL: I know what you mean man. Oh, Johnny, while youre bombing us, would you mind asking the pilots to drop a couple of daisycutters on my back garden. The kids want a swimming pool and business hasnt been good for the last few years thanks to Bushy. It needs to be Olympic size so can you drop the bombs in line not one on top of another? Kerry: Mr Bin Laden Anything to promote a spirit of tolerance with our friends in Afghanistan. OBL: Johnny youre the man! Submitted by David M. 
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