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Top Ten Questions On The John Kerry Running Mate Application
Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ Morrison
Top Ten Questions On The John Kerry Running Mate Application
10. Do you support both sides of every issue?
9. Excluding horse, what animal do I most resemble?
8. Mind if I pretend you're John McCain?
7. Are you related to any Governors who can help rig an election?
6. In the Vice Presidential debate, will you make Cheney your bitch?
5. You're not going to trick me into starting a war to help out your oil buddies, are you?
4. Which trait do you find more inspirational: My dour blandness or my smug arrogance?
3. If chosen, would you be willing to change your name to Kenny?
2. Any black market Botox Connections?
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