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Vol 677 - March 16, 2008 - You Might be a Leprechaun if.......
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Definitions: WHAT IS AN IRISHMAN An Irishman is a man who? May not believe there is a God, but is darn sure of the infallibility of the Pope... Won't eat meat on Friday, but will drink Jameson for breakfast..... Has great respect for the truth, he uses in emergencies... Sees things not as they are but the way they never will be..... Cries at sad movies, but cheers in battle.... Hates the English, but reserves his cruelty for countryman.... Gets more Irish the further he gets from Ireland..... Believes in civil rights, but not in his neighborhood... Believes to forgive is divine, therefore doesn't exercise it himself.... Loves religion for its own sake, but also because it makes it so inconvenient for his neighbors.... Scorns money, but worships those who have it... Considers any Irishman who achieves success to be a traitor... ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - You Might be a Leprechaun if....... Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ Morrison You snicker uncontrollably all the way through "Darby O'Gill And The Little People." Your record collection is stocked only with very short artists, Paula Abdul, Sheena Easton, Prince, Phil Collins. When you see a rainbow, you get a greedy little look in your eye. (Arrrr, there's me pot o' gold!) In your cupboard there is nothing but Lucky Charms cereal. Every time you get your paycheck, you convert it into gold coins and bury it somewhere. You insist on dancing a jig on your way to work each morning to the embarrassment of all your friends. You've been under a rock for the past few years. You just despise fairies. ("Wing Envy" if you ask me!) You try to pick up women by saying "Ah, lassie, you have dazzling kneecaps, you do." When you eat good food, you say it is "magically delicious,". And the number one way you can tell you might be a Leprechaun: You're three feet tall, Irish, have red hair, cuss, drink and wear green a lot! ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== GOOFY LITTLE DOG - WITH GOGGLES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/135343.html MILITARY JETS - STRANGE VAPOR SHOTS - 5 - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/135882.html ELIOT SPITZER DELAYED ON THE WAY DOWNTOWN TO RESIGN! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/136012.html FARM TRACTOR ACCIDENT - HONEY, THE JOHN DEERE IS IN THE DEN! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/136029.html MILITARY EQUIPMENT TESTING - WATER CANNON TEST ON TROOP TRANSPORT - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/136037.html STRANGE FOOD SNACK TRAY FOR COMPUTER KEYBOARD - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/136059.html CAMEL RIDES - REAL CHEAP! - HE DOESN'T SPIT! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/136060.html STRANGE 'CIRCLE IN A CIRCLE' OPTICAL ILLUSION - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/136062.html STRANGE CHINESE ARMY TRAINING - LADIES HIGH KICK - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/136074.html WWII - STRANGE MOTOR SCOOTER CANNON - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/135700.html COOL NIGHT SHOT - MOON OVER AIRCRAFT CARRIER AND SUPPLY TENDERS! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/136075.html FOUR LITTLE FROGS - HANG IN THERE #3! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/136081.html STRANGE ROLE REVERSAL - DOG'S MASTER WITH THE NEWSPAPER IN HER MOUTH! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/136085.html STRANGE "RED" CLOUDS - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/136091.html THE WORST TOYS EVER! - McDONALD'S FRESH "FLESH" DRINK DISPENSER - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/136109.html STRANGE WINTER BICYCLE - STUDDED REAR WHEEL AND FRONT SKI! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/136111.html WWII - YALTA CONFERENCE - CHURCHILL - ROOSEVELT - STALIN - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/136112.html STRANGE ASIAN HIGHWIRE ACT - BEAR ON A MOTORCYCLE - GIRL IN A SLING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/136129.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - IRELAND - Irishman - Pubs - St. Patricks Day - Shamrocks http://www.strangepersons.com/content/category/100298_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Where's all the Global Warming? Guns and Fists as "Snow Rage" Erupts - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/136010.html "Irish Jokes" A Few Short Ones. - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/122544.html St Patrick - A Quick History - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/106251.html - Irish Blessings - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/25504.html - Irish Jokes - One liners - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/25407.html -What Is An Irishman? - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/24116.html Irish Humor - Worth Reviewing - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/22893.html Irish Toastmasters Club Winner - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/21724.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Irish, Polish, Chinese, French, German, Italian http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/category/108_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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