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Vol 676 - March 12, 2008 - Letters of Recommendation Phrases
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes: Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall. - Eleanor Roosevelt Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Letters of Recommendation Phrases Letters Of Recommendation Phrases Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired employee? - Here are a few suggested phrases: For the chronically absent: "A man like him is hard to find." "It seemed her career was just taking off." For the office drunk: "I feel his real talent is wasted here." "We generally found him loaded with work to do." "Every hour with him was a happy hour." For an employee with no ambition: "He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in." "You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you." For an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled: "I can assure you that no person would be better for the job." For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate: "I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment." "All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly." For a stupid employee: "There is nothing you can teach a man like him." "I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever." For a dishonest employee: "Her true ability was deceiving." "He's an unbelievable worker." ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE "MOBILE" PHONE? 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