VOL 1610 - JUNE 11, 2017 - Strange Laws in Australia & Tasmania
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Strange Aussie Phrases When Heading For The Bathroom.....................
"I gotta go give birth to a Kiwi."
"I'm takin' a stroll to the gravy bowl."
"It was like giving birth to Kim Beasly."
"Off to the bog to leave an offering."
"Time to snap off a grogan."
"Have to hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave."
"I'm gonna strangle a brownie."
"There's a brown dog barking at the back door."
"I'm going to give birth to your twin."
"Need to choke a brown dog."
"Taking out the garbage."
"I gotta back one out."
"Release the Chocolate hostage."
"i gotta lay some cables for Telstra."
Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Laws in Australia & Tasmania
· A life sentence is 200 years.
· Children may not purchase cigarettes, condoms or alcohol, but they may use them.
· You may never leave your car keys in the door of an unattended vehicle.
· It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
· It is illegal to dress up as batman
· It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
· Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the, ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12,000 fine. -Telecommunications Act 1991.
· Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
· Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.
· The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.
· Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb. The fine for not abiding by this law is 10 pounds.
· It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
· You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.
· Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay
Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix
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WORLDS BEST LOGGER! - DROPS TREE IN NARROW SPACE BETWEEN TWO BUILDINGS! WOW - COOL ACTION GIF - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/202683.html
STRANGE CELEBRITY ANIMAL FUN - TAYLOR SWIFT STARES DOWN A NASTY CAT! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/202684.html
RANCH FUN - AWESOME WOLF PATTERN ON HORSE RUMP! - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/202685.html
BEER FUN - STRANGE 'BEER' BEARD! AWESOME! - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/202686.html
FUNNY PANTS - IT TAKES 2 ATLAS MEN TO HOLD UP THESE CHEEKS! - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/202703.html
MORONS ON PARADE - THIS IS THE GUY AT THE GYM THAT SHOULDN'T BE - WEIGHTLIFTER IDIOT! - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/202704.html
REAL MEN - OLD LUMBERJACKS FELLING A HUGE TREE - WHEN MEN WERE MASCULINE! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/202705.html
1969 HOLDEN HURRICANE WITH FEATURE WELL AHEAD OF THEIR TIME - FLIP UP ENTRY SHELL - GPS - DIGITAL DISPLAY - REAR-VIEW CAMERA - CLIMATE CONTROL! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/196509.html
AMAZING AUSTRALIAN TANKER TRUCK TRAIN - 4 SEPARATE TANKER UNITS! - http://www.strangetrucks.com/content/item/181865.html
AMAZING SPORTS PICTURES - CRICKET PLAYERS AND FANS WATCH GAME AS NEW ZEALAND COMMERCIAL JET TAKES OFF FROM ADJACENT VALLEY - WOW! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/197194.html
AUSTRALIAN SHARK GRABS RED SNAPPER - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/135705.html
AUSTRALIAN LIFE GUARD CHAMPIONSHIPS - RESCUE BOAT FLIES THROUGH THE SURF! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/173153.html
STRANGE AUSTRALIAN CUSTOM CARS - AMAZING FLAMES PAINT JOB - CUSTOM 40'S CONVERTIBLE - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/159700.html
STRANGE AUSTRALIAN GIANT GIPPSLAND EARTHWORM - 1 - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/182966.html
STRANGE AUTO RACING DANGERS IN AUSTRALIA - KANGAROO ON THE TRACK! SCARY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/198467.html
STRANGE AUSTRALIAN TRAVEL DESTINATION - WORLDS LARGEST CRAB! - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/191807.html
The Featured Pix Category This Week - ANIMATIONS - GIF'S - POWER POINT PRESENTATIONS
The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
Understanding Australian Slang - Caution ! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/22475.html
Voted The Best Australian Joke - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/170148.html
-The Australian Bricklayer Story - Hilarious! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/24367.html
Strange Word/Phrase Definitions - Australian - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/21882.html
- Aussies, Brits, Americans & Canadians - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/24769.html
England Bans All Guns - Here Are The UK Knife Ownership Laws And Regulations - Yes - We're Serious! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/202642.html
- Strange Aussie Sayings ! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/24628.html
The Featured New Category This Week - AUSTRALIANS - NEW ZEALANDERS - Goofy Aussies & Kiwi's
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